A writer. Just like all the rest of them. [contact: marklisanti at gmail dot com]Tumblr (3.0; @marklisanti)https://marklisanti.tumblr.com/<img src="https://64.media.tumblr.com/7bb59bd72ba13880d6f909d0b005b931/tumblr_nebi0fcbDg1qz8rb2o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://grantland.com/hollywood-prospectus/its-the-great-pumpkin-charlie-brown-running-diary-an-unblinking-journey-of-autumnal-despair/">‘It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown’ Running Diary: An Unblinking Journey of Autumnal Despair «</a></p>https://marklisanti.tumblr.com/post/101427001283https://marklisanti.tumblr.com/post/101427001283Fri, 31 Oct 2014 09:33:51 -0700<img src="https://64.media.tumblr.com/40575b92af1b2b2de195648e9abe1472/tumblr_n45042vPYi1qz8rb2o1_500.gifv"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://grantland.com/the-triangle/derek-jeters-diary-the-final-season-begins/">Derek Jeter’s Diary: The Final Season Begins</a></p>https://marklisanti.tumblr.com/post/82913199860https://marklisanti.tumblr.com/post/82913199860Wed, 16 Apr 2014 11:45:00 -0700derek jeter's diarythe captain's logderek jeteryankeesthe final season<img src="https://64.media.tumblr.com/0db97556b6fd5ac55cd37d322544f105/tumblr_n41vtgIFRL1qz8rb2o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>The final season of the power rankings begins. God help us all.</p>https://marklisanti.tumblr.com/post/82750396464https://marklisanti.tumblr.com/post/82750396464Mon, 14 Apr 2014 19:20:04 -0700Mad menmad men power rankingsfingerbang threat level<img src="https://64.media.tumblr.com/994edb5a77b444df1b7c03e1ef244418/tumblr_mxrkv9xRqC1qz8rb2o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.grantland.com/blog/hollywood-prospectus/post/_/id/95143/should-you-see-it-a-curious-consumers-decision-making-guide-to-the-desolation-of-smaug">Should You See It? A Curious Consumer’s Decision-Making Guide to The Desolation of Smaug -Grantland</a></p>https://marklisanti.tumblr.com/post/69909706064https://marklisanti.tumblr.com/post/69909706064Fri, 13 Dec 2013 13:25:57 -0800the hobbitthe desolation of smaugdwarvesfoot fetish<img src="https://64.media.tumblr.com/5e57ec3079e8340b365c1b88934d57e8/tumblr_mt30cq1rIr1qz8x31o1_250.gifv"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://64.media.tumblr.com/c42765043518c1e2a6272a4edfb98790/tumblr_mt30cq1rIr1qz8x31o2_250.gifv"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://64.media.tumblr.com/d715fc5b052634c3df6868b9bdea85c0/tumblr_mt30cq1rIr1qz8x31o3_250.gifv"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://64.media.tumblr.com/c0b1e6d62ee6c9fbc0a00b91685bc277/tumblr_mt30cq1rIr1qz8x31o4_250.gifv"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://64.media.tumblr.com/b03674203b029af107f5b91dea03ed33/tumblr_mt30cq1rIr1qz8x31o7_250.gifv"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://64.media.tumblr.com/5298a4408f230b446821da51e86e91b7/tumblr_mt30cq1rIr1qz8x31o6_250.gifv"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://64.media.tumblr.com/ace0a7c586ab96988b9d09e6d4417873/tumblr_mt30cq1rIr1qz8x31o8_250.gifv"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://64.media.tumblr.com/fda970d7f1e3d5040225451a29ed7f88/tumblr_mt30cq1rIr1qz8x31o5_250.gifv"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://64.media.tumblr.com/44e699f484580869d6dcac3e4c874977/tumblr_mt30cq1rIr1qz8x31o9_250.gifv"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://64.media.tumblr.com/b932b6d21727079c8782d07c3047944c/tumblr_mt30cq1rIr1qz8x31o10_250.gifv"/><br/> <br/><p>There is nothing on earth better than these.</p> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://comedycentral.tumblr.com/post/61137958762/click-here-to-see-the-rest-of-the-superstars">comedycentral</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Click <a href="http://on.cc.com/18bKlOp">here</a> to see the rest of the superstars playing in the 2013 East/West Bowl!</p> <p><a href="http://on.cc.com/18bKlOp">Key & Peele</a> returns Wednesday at 10:30/9:30c.</p> </blockquote>https://marklisanti.tumblr.com/post/61140127904https://marklisanti.tumblr.com/post/61140127904Fri, 13 Sep 2013 14:11:44 -0700<img src="https://64.media.tumblr.com/688651be00d1249b8b54e8d460e313b8/tumblr_mt2rrlL5uh1qzx3jto1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://funnyordie.tumblr.com/post/61129621375/pretty-piggy">funnyordie</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>Pretty Piggy</strong></p> </blockquote>https://marklisanti.tumblr.com/post/61130710999https://marklisanti.tumblr.com/post/61130710999Fri, 13 Sep 2013 12:15:27 -0700<img src="https://64.media.tumblr.com/acaf87a6c117cfb39923222d7cb00b02/tumblr_msmrkfs7pU1shsn9uo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://drakeingbad.tumblr.com/post/60323558765/drawing-drake-into-breaking-bad-7-where-walt-and">drakeingbad</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>drawing drake into breaking bad #7</p> <p>where walt and hank and marie and skyler all confront each each</p> </blockquote>https://marklisanti.tumblr.com/post/60323599217https://marklisanti.tumblr.com/post/60323599217Wed, 04 Sep 2013 19:15:09 -0700<img src="https://64.media.tumblr.com/23fb4151825ece7efcabac4264b79c13/tumblr_ms575jBfVM1qm9rypo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>This is some kind of mind game bullshit right here. Who is that supposed to be, Bartolo Colon?</p>https://marklisanti.tumblr.com/post/59399579686https://marklisanti.tumblr.com/post/59399579686Mon, 26 Aug 2013 08:23:40 -0700<img src="https://64.media.tumblr.com/6e1f399b0fa7bc87e796c9195ddab785/tumblr_mr6jo1amdw1qz8rb2o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Just get the hell out of my mind, Spotify.</p> <p><strong>UPDATE:</strong> I am now listening to “Decadence Dance.”</p> <p>Spotify is a chamber of beautiful horrors.</p>https://marklisanti.tumblr.com/post/57642634282https://marklisanti.tumblr.com/post/57642634282Wed, 07 Aug 2013 14:28:00 -0700<img src="https://64.media.tumblr.com/b820782d2fbd9c9e961f18f82d8b77ad/tumblr_mr6gmhbr211qckp4qo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://theonion.tumblr.com/post/57637322684/shia-labeouf-shimmies-out-of-third-floor-window-at">theonion</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://onion.com/130UZfj">Shia LaBeouf Shimmies Out Of Third-Floor Window At School For Wayward Boys</a></p> </blockquote>https://marklisanti.tumblr.com/post/57638859004https://marklisanti.tumblr.com/post/57638859004Wed, 07 Aug 2013 13:42:19 -0700<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/71JGRU1VrWE?feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>I might just sit here and watch this forever.</p>https://marklisanti.tumblr.com/post/55583535725https://marklisanti.tumblr.com/post/55583535725Mon, 15 Jul 2013 23:24:53 -0700pig in a bidet<img src="https://64.media.tumblr.com/0b24ac95b88344e7f7e3f9358078e5fe/tumblr_molr2aZw9Z1qz8rb2o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>There is a one million percent chance I drink the shit out of this.</p> <p><a href="http://www.theworldsbestever.com/2013/06/18/iron-maiden-trooper-beer/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed:%20theworldsbestever%20(The%20World's%20Best%20Ever:%20on%20what%20matters)">Iron Maiden Trooper Beer</a></p>https://marklisanti.tumblr.com/post/53294011022https://marklisanti.tumblr.com/post/53294011022Tue, 18 Jun 2013 11:51:46 -0700<a href="http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424127887324787004578493130789235150.html?mod=WSJ_hpp_LEFTTopStories">Yahoo to Buy Tumblr for $1.1 Billion - WSJ.com</a>: <p>When does Tumblr! stop worki</p>https://marklisanti.tumblr.com/post/50837405688https://marklisanti.tumblr.com/post/50837405688Sun, 19 May 2013 11:21:11 -0700<a href="http://www.theonion.com/articles/sponsored-content-pretty-fucking-awesome,32479/?utm_source=Twitter&utm_medium=SocialMarketing&utm_campaign=standard-post:headline:default">Sponsored Content Pretty Fucking Awesome | The Onion </a>https://marklisanti.tumblr.com/post/50669657884https://marklisanti.tumblr.com/post/50669657884Fri, 17 May 2013 12:43:29 -0700sponsored post<img src="https://64.media.tumblr.com/1c848245a19c8740a6cd5682fdb2523f/tumblr_mmr80fsR5f1qz8rb2o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>There’s some pretty heavy margarine stuff in this one.</p> <p><a href="http://www.grantland.com/blog/hollywood-prospectus/post/_/id/76855/mad-men-power-rankings-episode-607-man-with-a-plan">Mad Men Power Rankings, Episode 607: ‘Man With a Plan’ -  Grantland</a></p>https://marklisanti.tumblr.com/post/50363957684https://marklisanti.tumblr.com/post/50363957684Mon, 13 May 2013 13:38:39 -0700mad menmad men power rankingsfingerbang threat levelmargarine<img src="https://64.media.tumblr.com/30a434bcee8d2d083ac602fc5c286515/tumblr_mmjj8wCDlE1qz8rb2o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.grantland.com/blog/the-triangle/post/_/id/61505/derek-jeters-diary-ducks-have-no-place-in-baseball">Derek Jeter’s Diary: Ducks Have No Place in Baseball -Grantland</a></p> <p>It’s true: You can’t have ducks out there. You have to respect the game.</p>https://marklisanti.tumblr.com/post/50020717155https://marklisanti.tumblr.com/post/50020717155Thu, 09 May 2013 10:00:32 -0700derek jeterderek jeter's diaryducksjeter diary<img src="https://64.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m03570Wzlb1qaaowno1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Puddinhgbghgvbhttrssssshhhzzzzxxxnnmm.</p>https://marklisanti.tumblr.com/post/49916186972https://marklisanti.tumblr.com/post/49916186972Tue, 07 May 2013 22:27:59 -0700<img src="https://64.media.tumblr.com/7fc032cfe68a536f901f951d45ce7762/tumblr_mm8d9h78YS1qz8rb2o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I can retire now. </p>https://marklisanti.tumblr.com/post/49518651675https://marklisanti.tumblr.com/post/49518651675Fri, 03 May 2013 09:17:00 -0700derek jeter's diaryderek jeterjames van der beekvandertweetsdawsonbrag<img src="https://64.media.tumblr.com/bde4f13f88a25d52b5019316aaceb22d/tumblr_mm64kpuXu11qe1ttto1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>It’s not kidnapping if you give them sequined pants.</p>https://marklisanti.tumblr.com/post/49492879285https://marklisanti.tumblr.com/post/49492879285Thu, 02 May 2013 21:41:10 -0700Anthony kiedis<img src="https://64.media.tumblr.com/32e59e4882ea66fb9702aaa0d34303cc/tumblr_mm07yqN2eV1qz8rb2o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>It’s almost worth the $19.99 to buy these and then throw them off the end of the Earth.</p>https://marklisanti.tumblr.com/post/49164076531https://marklisanti.tumblr.com/post/49164076531Sun, 28 Apr 2013 23:42:26 -0700toessalesuncontrollable vomiting