10/20/2009
10/14/2009
![Yes, we did have A-Rod kissing his reflection not too long ago, but could *this* ever happen again? It could not.*
[*For all I know, Rey Ordonez now makes a living as a topless model for a gold chain company.]
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Yes, we did have A-Rod kissing his reflection not too long ago, but could *this* ever happen again? It could not.*
[*For all I know, Rey Ordonez now makes a living as a topless model for a gold chain company.]
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10/13/2009
![“Oh, hai, A-Rod! What are you doing down there? Just hanging out? OK, that’s cool. See you Friday! Oh, hey, before I forget, you’re not masturbating into my cleats again while I give an interview, are ya? No? Yeah, I knew it. Just checking.”
(God, I love the playoffs.)
Gx5’s Twitter [via IT IS HIGH, IT IS FAR, IT IS… caught]](http://9.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_krgymaNHCr1qz8rb2o1_400.jpg)
“Oh, hai, A-Rod! What are you doing down there? Just hanging out? OK, that’s cool. See you Friday! Oh, hey, before I forget, you’re not masturbating into my cleats again while I give an interview, are ya? No? Yeah, I knew it. Just checking.”
(God, I love the playoffs.)
08/26/2009
“ It’s the second time the Indians were involved in a bus incident in Kansas City. In 2004, rookie pitcher Kyle Denney was struck in the calf when someone shot at the bus. He avoided serious injury thanks to go-go boots he was wearing as part of a hazing ritual. „
Indians bus involved in minor accident - nbcsports.msnbc.com
07/14/2009
07/14/2009
06/19/2009
“ I can totally relate Harold. I am a farmer and I can’t believe how science has taken over the agriculture business. Like I had an old neighbor who was much like Dick Williams. He said, “If something is going wrong with your crops, then the situation will dictate what to do. Like, if rain is your problem, then sacrifice two goats or one pig. If pests are your problem, then yell at the moon for a forenight and bury three red stones in your field. Problem solved. But I shouldn’t have to tell you beforehand, you should know this.” Now days they have fancy inventions like irrigation, meteorology, crop rotations, and fertilizers. I am like, “Phooey and bunk!” I am just like you Harold, I don’t need their new fangled theories and hocus-pocus in order to understand farming better. I mean a meteorologist has never farmed, what can he tell me or my old neighbor about farming? We reached the pinnacle of understanding with yelling at the moon! The point is that I have nothing left to learn just like you, Harold. „
Harold Reynolds is really going to need a hug
05/22/2009
Scenes From The Class Struggle, New Yankee Stadium Edition
The combination of food and security collided inside the Stadium Wednesday night. This had nothing to do with high-profile broadcasters or players’ wives. This was a rebellion of the rich. In that expensive area downstairs - the one with the empty seats - there are seemingly more waiters and waitresses, serving free food, than there are patrons. On Wednesday, it got so crazy that the fan-elite started tossing ice cream sandwiches over the moat to peasants sitting in the $400 “cheap” seats. This did not sit well with Toastie security forces, who began scolding their most prized customers. The lecture from security prompted a guy in the rich seats to say: “I paid for this food, I can do with it what I want!”
Yankees insecurity: Off field, meanies are in play [via Hardball Times]
05/20/2009
03/17/2009
![I can’t wait for the season to start, part V: C’mon, A-Rod, how about some sheets on the mattress where you fuck yourself? That’s just unsanitary.
Popcruch [via thedailywhat]](http://6.media.tumblr.com/b9vfl4b63l6bphkljEm8s6Hfo1_400.jpg)
I can’t wait for the season to start, part V: C’mon, A-Rod, how about some sheets on the mattress where you fuck yourself? That’s just unsanitary.
Popcruch [via thedailywhat]
03/13/2009
“ The neo–Dr. No supervillain lair was a bit more than I expected, but it fits the style of baseball’s most ferocious negotiator. Something tells me that when you visit Arn Tellem’s office you don’t find yourself wondering if Pirates GM Neal Huntington is locked up in the basement, being lowered headfirst into a bubbling tank of fugu puffer fish. „
I can’t wait for the season to start, part the fourth: Matt Taibbi on Scott Boras.
The Devil’s Doorstep: A Visit with Scott Boras | Men’s Journal
03/11/2009
03/11/2009
“ I don’t have big names, but I’ve got some long names. „
The Netherlands’ coach after bouncing the massively favored Dominican Republic from the World Baseball Classic. That coach’s name? Jan van der ber Berschoetendorschloot.
(OK, not really. Whatever, they still won.)
