A writer. Living in Los Angeles. Just like all the rest of them. [contact: marklisanti at gmail dot com]Tumblr (3.0; @marklisanti)http://marklisanti.tumblr.com/<img src="http://11.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktdqlx7Cxt1qzoulco1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“The Dark Art of SEO,” by The Huffington Post.</p> <p>(I clicked this 17 times.)</p> <p>[via <a href="http://dietcock.tumblr.com/post/250113531/the-classy-lengths-to-which-the-huffington-post">dietcock</a>]</p>http://marklisanti.tumblr.com/post/250122365http://marklisanti.tumblr.com/post/250122365Thu, 19 Nov 2009 15:38:50 -0800<blockquote> <p>Hi</p> <p>I’m just writing to let you know about a new feature we wrote over here at The Pet Gazette that I thought might interest your readers at <a href="http://catsinsunglasses.tumblr.com">Cats in Sunglasses</a>. It is titled “Top 10 Celebrity Pets: Famous Cats & Dogs” and we’re really excited to see what kind of response it is going to receive. If you have any feedback, please feel free to contact me. — <a><a href="http://onlineveterinarytechnicianschools.com/2009/top-10-celebrity-pets-famous-cats-and-dogs">http://onlineveterinarytechnicianschools.com/2009/top-10-celebrity-pets-famous-cats-and-dogs</a></a>/</p> <p>Thanks,</p> <p>The Pet Gazette</p> </blockquote>http://marklisanti.tumblr.com/post/249793435http://marklisanti.tumblr.com/post/249793435Thu, 19 Nov 2009 09:14:07 -0800<p>I don’t know if it was romantic or not, but it did inspire me to buy a new Flip Mino HD camcorder. That’s what it was for, right? I’m find the branding message a little hard to discern.</p>http://marklisanti.tumblr.com/post/249003457http://marklisanti.tumblr.com/post/249003457Wed, 18 Nov 2009 16:55:37 -0800death of romance<img src="http://6.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktao47ec9l1qz6pfmo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Unpossible.</p> <p><a href="http://talesfromthedead.com/roomstuff.html">The Room Stuff</a></p> <p>[via <a href="http://lindsayrobertson.tumblr.com/post/248789816/michaelpop-vanmega-oh-hey-someone-is-making">lindsayrobertson</a>:<a href="http://michaelpop.tumblr.com/post/248755789/vanmega-oh-hey-someone-is-making-a-talking">michaelpop</a>:<a href="http://rob.vanmega.com/post/248646170/oh-hey-someone-is-making-a-talking-bobblehead">vanmega</a>]</p>http://marklisanti.tumblr.com/post/248793786http://marklisanti.tumblr.com/post/248793786Wed, 18 Nov 2009 13:10:08 -0800“I’m a vegetarian, but I eat eggs because I’m pro-choice.”<br/><br/> - <em>Just overheard. Where else? LA… (via <a href="http://coketalk.tumblr.com/">coketalk</a>)</em>http://marklisanti.tumblr.com/post/247702432http://marklisanti.tumblr.com/post/247702432Tue, 17 Nov 2009 15:27:05 -0800<img src="http://16.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kt9vmvYUcf1qz8rb2o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>The ghost of Michael Jackson has found its final resting place, in this stunning painting. $20 brings the King of Pop home to you. You really can’t afford <i>not</i> to buy it.</p> <p><a href="http://www.regretsy.com/2009/11/17/why-no-nah/">Regretsy – Why? No. Nah.</a></p>http://marklisanti.tumblr.com/post/247586635http://marklisanti.tumblr.com/post/247586635Tue, 17 Nov 2009 13:28:07 -0800<img src="http://19.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kt8lsxnXIh1qzr6s5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Delightful.</p> <p>[<a href="http://clembastow.tumblr.com/post/247180689/via-robot-heart-via-shashashaa">clembastow</a>:<a href="http://robot-heart.tumblr.com/post/247167810/via-shashashaa">robot-heart</a>:<a href="http://shashashaa.tumblr.com/">shashashaa</a>]</p>http://marklisanti.tumblr.com/post/247373122http://marklisanti.tumblr.com/post/247373122Tue, 17 Nov 2009 08:56:05 -0800geor-z<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/-Sgj78QG9Bg&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/-Sgj78QG9Bg&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>The 100 Greatest Quotes from <i>The Wire</i>.</p> <p>Mostly posting this here so I know where to find my daily <i>Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiit</i> fix.</p> <p>[via <a href="http://atencio.tumblr.com/post/246622706/the-100-greatest-lines-from-the-wire-i-mean-i">atencio</a> and virtually every other place on the internet.]</p>http://marklisanti.tumblr.com/post/247017129http://marklisanti.tumblr.com/post/247017129Mon, 16 Nov 2009 23:41:45 -0800<img src="http://9.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kt4fp17hU01qz8rb2o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Hardcore.</p> <p><a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/11/now-that-is-an-aggressive-headline">FilmDrunk: NOW *THAT* IS AN AGGRESSIVE HEADLINE</a></p>http://marklisanti.tumblr.com/post/244065464http://marklisanti.tumblr.com/post/244065464Sat, 14 Nov 2009 14:55:47 -0800<img src="http://23.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kt4evx0NOL1qz8rb2o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.movieline.com/2009/11/movieline-explores-james-camerons-exhaustive-search-for-the-perfect-alien-breasts.php">Movieline Explores: James Cameron’s Exhaustive Search for the Perfect Avatar Breasts</a></p>http://marklisanti.tumblr.com/post/244050785http://marklisanti.tumblr.com/post/244050785Sat, 14 Nov 2009 14:38:21 -0800self-promoziploc bags full of blue jelloboobies<img src="http://21.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kslejoGrrp1qappjoo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>So many more <a href="http://ratnerfilms.tumblr.com/post/232977482/the-men-who-stare-at-goats">where this came from.</a></p>http://marklisanti.tumblr.com/post/243984704http://marklisanti.tumblr.com/post/243984704Sat, 14 Nov 2009 13:23:14 -0800<img src="http://2.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kt0mfbC9Da1qz8rb2o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Extreme Makeover: Psychotic Cult-Leaders Needing Fun New Looks For Lock-Up Edition</p> <p><a href="http://www.cnn.com/2009/CRIME/11/12/charles.manson.birthday/index.html">At 75, Charles Manson still has power to influence others - CNN.com</a></p>http://marklisanti.tumblr.com/post/241816486http://marklisanti.tumblr.com/post/241816486Thu, 12 Nov 2009 13:30:47 -0800<img src="http://23.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksz6hj747L1qz8rb2o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>It’s somewhat comforting there’s only one result for this.</p>http://marklisanti.tumblr.com/post/240990760http://marklisanti.tumblr.com/post/240990760Wed, 11 Nov 2009 18:48:55 -0800<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/EWdmK65bxkg&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/EWdmK65bxkg&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>This video really speaks to me, for some reason.</p> <p><a href="http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/pigs-in-zen-or-maybe-theyre-just-drunk">Pigs In Zen (Or Maybe They’re Just Drunk) | The Awl</a></p>http://marklisanti.tumblr.com/post/239348863http://marklisanti.tumblr.com/post/239348863Tue, 10 Nov 2009 10:46:23 -0800beer is deliciouspigs are delicioussynergy<img src="http://20.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksv5gcFzas1qz8rb2o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>The final installment of this season’s <a href="http://www.movieline.com/2009/11/mad-men-power-rankings-week-thirteen-well-gentlemen-i-suppose-youre-fired.php"><i>Mad Men</i> Power Rankings are up at Movieline</a>.</p> <p>I miss Don and those magic fingers of his already.</p>http://marklisanti.tumblr.com/post/238459353http://marklisanti.tumblr.com/post/238459353Mon, 09 Nov 2009 14:36:12 -0800<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_cats_with_fraudulent_diplomas">List of cats with fraudulent diplomas</a>: <p>[<a href="http://ohmygolly.tumblr.com/post/234293540/list-of-cats-with-fraudulent-diplomas">ohmygolly</a>:<a href="http://www.cynical-c.com/?p=15145">via</a>]</p>http://marklisanti.tumblr.com/post/234308563http://marklisanti.tumblr.com/post/234308563Thu, 05 Nov 2009 14:53:41 -0800making love to wikipedia behind the online middle school<img src="http://16.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksnhjwFUtH1qz81smo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://youngmanhattanite.tumblr.com/post/234141576/bro-bro">youngmanhattanite</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>BRO.<br/><i><br/> BRO.</i></p> </blockquote>http://marklisanti.tumblr.com/post/234149118http://marklisanti.tumblr.com/post/234149118Thu, 05 Nov 2009 11:28:03 -0800<img src="http://17.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksmiqdind01qz8rb2o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://marklisanti.tumblr.com/post/233669798http://marklisanti.tumblr.com/post/233669798Wed, 04 Nov 2009 22:44:37 -0800playoffsmythical creatures<object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="224" data="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=7391362&server=vimeo.com&fullscreen=1&show_title=1&show_byline=0&show_portrait=0&color=00ADEF"><param name="quality" value="best" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="scale" value="showAll" /><param name="movie" value="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=7391362&server=vimeo.com&fullscreen=1&show_title=1&show_byline=0&show_portrait=0&color=00ADEF" /><embed src="http://www.vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=7391362&server=www.vimeo.com&show_title=1&show_byline=0&show_portrait=0&color=00ADEF&fullscreen=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" width="400" height="224"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><a href="http://lonelysandwich.com/">Lonelysandwich</a> did this. Watch it. (Eventual purchase of $500 jeans optional.)</p> <p><a href="http://putthison.com/post/231001982/episode-1-denim">putthison</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><b>Put This On, Episode 1: Denim</b></p> <p><a href="http://itunes.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=338552753">iTunes</a> / <a href="http://vimeo.com/putthison">Vimeo</a><br/><a href="http://putthison.com/post/230946052/ep1clothingcredits">Clothing Credits</a><br/><a href="http://putthison.com/post/230878930/episodeonefunders">Funding Credits</a><br/><a href="http://putthison.com/tagged/Episode_1">Related Posts</a></p> </blockquote>http://marklisanti.tumblr.com/post/231027886http://marklisanti.tumblr.com/post/231027886Mon, 02 Nov 2009 11:38:51 -0800“Kate is just a good-luck charm for Alex. She’s got a lot of hits in her…”<br/><br/> - <em><p>Hard not to picture Rodriguez taking her from the crowd to the on-deck circle, slathering her in pine tar, then grabbing her by the ankles and taking some healthy cuts.</p> <p><a href="http://www.nypost.com/p/sports/yankees/kate_huge_help_to_rodriguez_TP6HL5qgfZ5FZBFyNFtNEN">Kate’s a huge help to Rodriguez</a></p></em>http://marklisanti.tumblr.com/post/230990189http://marklisanti.tumblr.com/post/230990189Mon, 02 Nov 2009 10:42:53 -0800she'll crack if he hits it off the Prada trademark