The proceeds from the auction of Scarlett Johansson’s snotty tissue are going to charity; whatever disgusting thing you do with the soiled Kleenex after the payment clears is your own business, you deep-pocketed sickie.
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The proceeds from the auction of Scarlett Johansson’s snotty tissue are going to charity; whatever disgusting thing you do with the soiled Kleenex after the payment clears is your own business, you deep-pocketed sickie.