![I don’t speak French, but I understand this to be some kind of buttock-separating tanning aid. Insofar as it was the first Ask.com result for my “How can I bronze those hard-to-reach places without the unsavory manual application of coloring creams or a potentially humiliating conversation with a cabana boy about the resort’s ‘taint-spreading’ services?” query.
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I don’t speak French, but I understand this to be some kind of buttock-separating tanning aid. Insofar as it was the first Ask.com result for my “How can I bronze those hard-to-reach places without the unsavory manual application of coloring creams or a potentially humiliating conversation with a cabana boy about the resort’s ‘taint-spreading’ services?” query.
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