![Frustrated by the fact that not even the brute force of a 90-minute, contempt-fueled rage-on could make Barack Obama lose his cool during the final Presidential debate, John McCain, following an emergency plan outlined by strategist Steve Schmidt, greedily lurched toward his adversary’s hindquarters in the event’s closing moments, hoping that grabbing two clawfuls of the Senator’s buttocks might finally elicit some kind of negative reaction from his maddingly unflappable opponent.
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Frustrated by the fact that not even the brute force of a 90-minute, contempt-fueled rage-on could make Barack Obama lose his cool during the final Presidential debate, John McCain, following an emergency plan outlined by strategist Steve Schmidt, greedily lurched toward his adversary’s hindquarters in the event’s closing moments, hoping that grabbing two clawfuls of the Senator’s buttocks might finally elicit some kind of negative reaction from his maddingly unflappable opponent.
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