» Palin heads to ‘debate camp’ in Arizona «CNN.com
Prediction: After three fun-filled days of talking-points canoeing, forensic lanyard-weaving, and polemical three-legged races at John McCain’s Desperate Valley Camp For The Rhetorically Challenged, Sarah Palin will suffer a tragic potato-sack-related accident that makes her participation in Thursday’s Vice Presidential debates imposssible. Instead of rescheduling the event, campaign spokesman Tucker Bounds will assure the public that during her training, Palin handily defeated a scarecrow representing Democratic opponent Joe Biden in matters of foreign policy, national security, and the economic crisis, making further debates totally unneccessary.
