Oh HOW UPSETTING. That bear is not horny. He’s itchy. If anyone looked past the like, four year old rap soundtrack and thought about it, they’d see that this video is not cute or funny. It’s sad.
WHY DOENS’T THAT BEAR HAVE BEAR FRIENDS TO SCRATCH HIS BACK FOR HIM?
Oh, my naive little friend: Clearly, once properly aroused by massaging his back on the tree, he’s unleashing the full fury of his engorged bearcock on a quivering knothole. Sure, the splinters are a bitch, but such is the price of ursine erotic satsifaction.
You have so much to learn about the laws of the wild.
