David Blaine Stunt Update!
An absolutely astounding eighteen-plus hours later, David Blaine’s daredevil photo has yet to clamor for the surface of his watery prison, gasping for life-sustaining air. In fact, the only visible sign of fatigue is a slight curling of the right edge of the printout.
Though his bravery is impressive, I fear irreversible brain damage if he doesn’t end this ordeal before sundown.