Your Obligatory Tuesday Night 'Idol' Recap: Heaven N' Hell Edition
The Pope’s surprise performance of “Call Me Rusty”* from Starlight Express on Andrew Lloyd Webber Night was incredibly moving.** What, you thought he’d go with something obvious like “Jesus Christ Superstar” and risk Simon Cowell bitching about poor song selection before calling for his immediate excommunication?
Also, David Archuleta continues to bring an unprecedented level of creepiness to the late stages of the competition, probably because it’s become obvious he’s Beelzebub parading around in a tiny, wholesome Mormon shell.
[*Yes, I had to look up Starlight Express song titles on Wikipedia.]
[**This, of course, is absurd, as everyone knows the guest performers appear on the Results Show.]