Lisanti Quarterly


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Apr 20
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If Kellogg’s has anything to say about it, Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Sugar-Frosted, Stays-Crunchy-In-Milk Skull will be a huge hit this summer. And maybe it’ll seem a tad crass a first, but I’m betting that recasting Shia Lebeouf with Tony the Tiger will prove a stroke of genius, making this Indy’s tastiest adventure to date.
If Kellogg’s has anything to say about it, Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Sugar-Frosted, Stays-Crunchy-In-Milk Skull will be a huge hit this summer. And maybe it’ll seem a tad crass a first, but I’m betting that recasting Shia Lebeouf with Tony the Tiger will prove a stroke of genius, making this Indy’s tastiest adventure to date.