“ Because I know there are kids out there, I want to make sure they all know that driving without braking is not something I recommend, unless you have professional clown training or a comedy background, as I do. It is not something I plan to make a habit of.
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Jerry Seinfeld cheats death, releases semi-amusing statement about the dangers of rolling over one’s vintage automobile when its brakes inevitably fail.
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