Another Observation About 'Keeping Up With The Kardashians.' Which I Swore I'd Never Watch Again, But Which Somehow Is On My Television Right Now
The Kardashian girls are as shouty as they are busty.
Thrilling Bonus K.U.W.T.K. Fun Fact:
“Fluffy” is Bruce Jenner’s code word for “gay.” (Paraphrased usage: “I don’t want this flaming guy picking out my clothes, because he’ll make me look all fluffy.*)
*To Jenner’s credit, all it took to dispel Jenner’s fear of fluffiness was a successful shopping trip and a drink at the Abbey, where he was immediately recongnized** as the star of Can’t Stop the Music.
**And as the guy with the E! camera crew documenting his (claimed) first-ever trip to a fluffy bar.
(Stay tuned for next Sunday night’s post-midnight entry on the Kardashians, unless I finally score enough sleeping pills to pass out before I can be tricked yet again into watching the show by the channel-switching gremlins*** living inside my Time-Warner cable box.)
***Seriously, guys, the gremlins are making me do it! (PLS SEND AMBIEN)