“ ITHACA, NY—After weeks of being sleepy all the time and never finishing his din-din at night, area daddy Howard Lewis was put in a bye-bye box early Monday morning so that he could go on a vacation with the birds and clouds in the sky.
— There’s usually little point in Tumbln’ up an Onion link, but holy shit, reading this incapacitated me with grief-seizures for a good seven hours. Come back, daddy, come back! [via brianvan]