Some Passing Observations About Tonight's Episode Of "Keeping Up With The Kardashians"
1. Kim is busty.
2. Khloe is chesty.
3. Kourtney* is buxom.
4. It’s obvious that Bruce Jenner’s face needs re-tightening, but it was senselessly cruel when precocious daughter Khloe attempted to demonstrate this fact by throwing a quarter at her dad’s face, pointing out how the coin no longer rebounds from its rapidly slackening surface with any force.
[*Disclsoure: I cannot tell Khloe, Kourtney, and little-seen sister Krumholz apart.]