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Tree, A Short Play In One Act

  • Guy Buying Tiny Christmas Tree: (indicating two-foot tree) We'll take that one.
  • Jolly Christmas Tree Lot Worker: (booming laughter) You want some twine to tie that sucker to the roof of your car?
  • Guy Buying Tiny Christmas Tree: (considering two-foot tree) Uh, that's OK, I think it'll probably fit on my lap?
  • Jolly Christmas Tree Lot Worker: (less jolly) Yeah. It probably will.
  • (He does not cut any twine.)

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