“Oh, hai, A-Rod! What are you doing down there? Just hanging out? OK, that’s cool. See you Friday! Oh, hey, before I forget, you’re not masturbating into my cleats again while I give an interview, are ya? No? Yeah, I knew it. Just checking.” (God, I love the playoffs.) Gx5’s Twitter [via IT IS HIGH, IT IS FAR, IT IS… caught]

“Oh, hai, A-Rod! What are you doing down there? Just hanging out? OK, that’s cool. See you Friday! Oh, hey, before I forget, you’re not masturbating into my cleats again while I give an interview, are ya? No? Yeah, I knew it. Just checking.”

(God, I love the playoffs.)

Gx5’s Twitter [via IT IS HIGH, IT IS FAR, IT IS… caught]

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