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Horn, A Christmas Tale
Pssst said the mall Santa.
Yeah I said.
Pssst I leaned in closer.
He lifted up his Santa hat.
Underneath was a peppermint horn atop his head.
Wanna lick it said mall Santa.
I dunno I said.
No you are naughty said mall Santa.
He covered the peppermint horn with his Santa hat.
Get off my lap said mall Santa.
I got off his lap.
As I walked away Pssst again.
He showed me another glimpse of his peppermint horn.
Naughty said mall Santa.
I went home and threw away his cookies.
Fuck you mall Santa I said.
Then I had a candy cane.
