Oh, *that* herniorrhaphy.
May 29th
From the producers of The Closer and Saving Grace, Maria...
May 28th
Gratuitous Stock Photo Of A Man With No Shoes Lying On The...
May 27th
Pricelist!
michauxfochaux: Giraffe, 9 day old female, on bottle… $100,000 Lion cub, female… $3000 Lemur,...
May 26th
Secondhand Crosswalk Movie Reviews:...
(Crosswalk, mid-Wilshire)Steve: Gonna see anything this weekend?
Me: Terminator. But I keep hearing it sucks.
Steve: Oh?
Other Guy Crossing Street: (anguished) Really? Man, I really want to see that! You sure it sucks?
Me: That's what I keep hearing.
Other Guy Crossing Street: Eh, I'm going to see it anyway. Even if it sucks.
Me: Yeah, me too.
May 22nd
Seriously, though, baby anteater.
May 22nd
Scenes From The Class Struggle, New...
The combination of food and security collided inside the Stadium Wednesday night. This had nothing...
May 22nd
Join special guest chat host Mark Lisanti for...
May 21st
Are you a busy professional who just doesn’t have the...
May 20th
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I have five of those satin jackets, one for each day of the work week. (On the weekends, it’s...
May 20th
Everything Tracy Jordan Said, Season 3
May 19th
So What Happens to Willem Dafoe’s Genitals in...
May 18th
No matter how fervently H.R. Fluffnstuff, Esq. prayed for a...
May 18th
“Its preposterous narrative, efficiently rendered by the...”
— A.O. Scott on Angels &...
— A.O. Scott on Angels &...
May 15th
Patrick Ewing
[via goldenfiddle]
May 14th
Adam Lambert dolls exist on eBay. This one screeches when...
May 14th
In addition to several impressive piles of handguns and...
May 12th
The One-Page Screenplay: Rian Johnson's The...
May 11th
“But he pretends this performance art is real, which I guess...”
— Choire Sicha, quoted at...
— Choire Sicha, quoted at...
May 9th
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Yeah, this is pretty much exactly how I remember this episode.
[via lowindustrial]
May 9th
Today On A Very Special Deadspin
Some self-linking from my guest-typing <s>shitshow</s> stint: Jose Canseco looks so...
May 8th
Those would seem to be the options.
May 8th
And with this photo, the last erection I’d ever have...
May 8th
Deadspin Very Special Guest Editor Days: Part...
May 8th
A Note On The New Tumblarity "Feature"
Turn it off, pls.
May 7th
Deadspin's AJ Daulerio Comes Thisclose To...
May 7th
Midnight Haiku
Hot winds in L.A. Blow across the boulevards Like God’s angry farts
May 7th