Lisanti Quarterly

2009

December
October 29
August 22
July 28
June 25
May 27
April 41
March 70
January 48

2008

June 50
May 42
April 35
March 36
January
“It may be cheap shots, but she is the fake can of peanut...”
— Well played. Paula Abdul...
Apr 30th
“A-Rod was hated at Hooters, where he tipped the minimum 15...”
— High school steroid use...
Apr 30th
Warch Watch
It’s incredibly sad to realize that all of these talented, cute children from NY’s PS 22...
Apr 27th
Don’t you dare fuck this up with an allegedly clever...
Apr 27th
“According to a lawsuit filed today in Los Angeles Superior...”
— Come on, Desmond, you’re...
Apr 25th
The Dana Carvey Show credits [via goldenfiddle]
Apr 23rd
Unpossible. [via maxsilvestri]
Apr 23rd
Warch Watch
The newer version of The Long Winters’ “Carparts” might be my favorite song of all...
Apr 22nd
I don’t want to sound all braggy-like, but I do have...
Apr 22nd
Warch Watch
“Enough is enough! I’ve had it with this monkey-fighting snakes on this Monday-to-Friday...
Apr 21st
Warch Watch
ZOMG ADORBS TICKLISH POISONOUS LORIS MUST HAVE ONE AND TICKLE AND POSSIBLY DIE OF SUPERCUTE...
Apr 20th
Warch Watch
And with an inspired utterance by a dim beauty pagaent contestant, the term “Opposite...
Apr 20th
There is no justice in a world where Ashton Kutcher’s...
Apr 20th
Warch Watch
This is just insane. Amazing. atencio: Okay. Wow. Carousel, directed by Adam Berg (via rubenfm)
Apr 18th
Listen Listen
iTunes shuffle just coughed up this gem, so I thought I’d wipe it down and share it with you.
Apr 18th
The 30 Best Kanye West Blingees
Apr 17th
Trust me. You’re going to want to watch this. UPDATE:...
Apr 17th
At the core of the Visitors’ malevolent genius was...
Apr 17th
Warch Watch
I really have no idea what’s going on here. Billy, Billy…Billy. [via Idolator and...
Apr 16th

A Note On Today's Most Buzzed About...

I’m so hopeless that the Hipster Grifter once passed me a note in a crowded bar that read,...
Apr 16th
Gratuitous Low-Res Printout Of William Shatner Scotch-Taped...
Apr 15th
“ENCINO, Calif. — Kelly Peña, or “the kid whisperer,” as some...”
— Well, that’s certainly a...
Apr 14th
There’s a place on Olympic and La Brea with a...
Apr 13th
Your NPR Name
Apr 13th
catsineasterbaskets: YAY Mr Blue Ears is back!
Apr 10th
Even after you’ve put away all the socket wrenches,...
Apr 10th
Entertainment Lawyer, Recovering Hobbit, Insane, Stunt...
Apr 9th
Gratuitous Photo of an Actor Who You Used to Be Told You...
Apr 9th
I love Baseball Tonight, really I do, but sometimes ESPN...
Apr 8th
Joe Posnanski Interviews Fire Joe Morgan/The...
Apr 8th
On Repaying Cinema's Most Famous Two Dollar...
Apr 8th
This might have been the one time it would’ve been...
Apr 7th
Via Joshuah Bearman’s Twitter: “Sitting in the...
Apr 6th
Guess Her Muffler
Apr 4th
Jackie Earle Haley Signs On As New Freddy...
Apr 4th
Unpossible. [planettampon via cvxn:seanorr]
Apr 4th
Bullet time, fixed. [via lowindustrial]
Apr 2nd
Sure, that’s for towels. CLOTH-CAT TOWEL HOLDER [via...
Apr 1st
GPOYW I’m not usually big on posting pics of myself...
Apr 1st
April Fools' Day Is Fucking Exhausting
Apr 1st
Apr 1st