Lisanti Quarterly

In the highly unlikely event you’re unaware of Marlon...

Apr 1st

“Little Miss Kitty, do you happen to have a stick of...

Mar 31st

Well, that’s just about perfect. Franklin Avenue:...

Mar 31st

Does my ass look fat in this?

Mar 31st

Omegle.com: (They Do Not Move) Edition

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: I was going to cut and paste the full text of Lucky's soliloquy from Godot to make some kind of point about how absurd this whole enterprise is, but eh, fuck it. Cyber?
Stranger: asl

Mar 30th

A Note On "Omegle.com, Exposed"

It looks as if you hang around the Omegle gloryhole long enough, someone you recognize is going to...

Mar 30th

Omegle.com, Exposed

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: good christ, what is this.
You: get out while you still can!!
Stranger: so i'm guessing that of "688 users online," about 550 are people looking for material for their Tumblrs?
You: HAHAHA
You: um, you might be right about that?
You: you're not Cajun Boy, are you?
Stranger: okay, this is too much.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Mar 30th

Omegle.com, Day Two

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Mein Kampf!
You: I was told there would be ponies.
Stranger: Right over there
Stranger: -points-
You: You're helpful for a neo-Nazi.
Stranger: Yep
Stranger: Wanna join a youth camp?
You: Are there ponies?
Stranger: Yes
You: Are they nice ponies or white supremecist ponies?
Stranger: Not sure, I'm not in charge of the ponies
You have disconnected.

Mar 30th

A Note On My 20th Omegle.Com Chat

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: LET ME SNORT YOUR PEE
You: can't you just sniff it a little?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Mar 28th

A Note On My Fourth Omegle.com Chat

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Mar 28th

This was truly a classic of the well-explored “Gawker...

Mar 28th

I told the stylist that a heart charm on my belly ring might...

Mar 27th

I know. I know. There is nothing more tiresome than...

Mar 26th

Usually, we don’t get to enjoy art of this quality...

Mar 26th

For shred-minded guitar enthusiasts of a certain age, the...

Mar 26th

Pretty close, but del Toro’s hair is all wrong....

Mar 25th

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Where The Wild Things Are [via alexbalk]

Mar 25th

“MGM and the Farrelly brothers are closing in on their cast...”
— Jim Carrey’s...

Mar 25th

Let Us Now Graze Aimless Men

Mar 25th

LQ PSA: This is quite possibly the best beer known to man....

Mar 25th

[yourmonkeycalled via merlin]

Mar 25th

Oh my.

Mar 24th

Playboy closing NYC offices

Mar 24th

Separated at Birth, Comprehensible to Maybe Three People on...

Mar 24th

Albino animals.

Mar 24th

Pretty much. [mermay via happyhour]

Mar 23rd

You’re all gonna feel so foolish when Ashton reveals...

Mar 21st

Underneath a parachute, for some reason, at The Mae Shi at...

Mar 18th

Yup. Already bored with this.

Mar 18th

I’m a little late to the party.

Mar 18th

I can’t wait for the season to start, part V:...

Mar 17th

Dan Meth [via tumbledore]

Mar 17th

Rejected Sci Fi Channel Re-Brands

1. CyFi Channel (pronounced “See Fee”) 2. BravoXtremeZ 3. Not Every Show Has Robots...

Mar 17th

It can’t be long before Swiper tries to steal her...

Mar 17th

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Terrible Satch video from 1992: insta-reblog. [via a cavebound atencio]

Mar 17th

“We think we’re a stick of chewing gum, a paper clip...”
— If only I’d made that...

Mar 16th

After 30 tense seconds of applying bone-crushing pressure to...

Mar 14th

CISF (Cats in Sunglasses Friday) catsinsunglasses: Tango...

Mar 14th

A big congrats to my buddy Duncan for turning his suidical...

Mar 14th

“The neo–Dr. No supervillain lair was a bit more than I...”
— I can’t wait for the...

Mar 13th

atencio: Goddamnit, I am really sick of Tom Hanks using his...

Mar 12th

A Humble Request For The Community

Here are your elements: Xzibit, Photoshop, Twitter, the new Facebook design. Somone please meme...

Mar 12th

Croc vs. Shark. Croc wins. I feel no need to embellish...

Mar 12th

“Although Pétursson apparently failed to mollify the...”
— Elves: Iceland’s tiny,...

Mar 12th

Introducing the all-new iPod Suppository: Finally, an Apple...

Mar 12th

“Hey, bird! That’s my ice cream! Don’t fly...

Mar 12th

This is the most handsomely designed fuckchair ever...

Mar 11th

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I really can’t wait for the season to start, part III.

Mar 11th

“I don’t have big names, but I’ve got some long...”
— The Netherlands’ coach...

Mar 11th

No one has been more right about anything, ever.

Mar 11th

PETA's going to go fucking apeshit.

Mar 11th

Page 68. Well.

Mar 11th

On page 23 of the Michael Jackson Neverland Ranch Auction...

Mar 11th

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In all my disturbing, turtle-on-footwear sexual assault nightmares, the perpetrator always makes a...

Mar 10th

Penelope Popsicle : Newspaper Graveyard [via...

Mar 10th

Dan Meth [via thedailywhat]

Mar 10th

“It’s like our family hasn’t been able to be together for...”
— Prodigal Hippies Answer Jam...

Mar 10th

If you think about it, the Dr. Manhattan cancer scare was...

Mar 9th

Hancock 2: The Second Harvest Zach_ManchesterUK [via...

Mar 9th

Backhos. [via figout]

Mar 7th

CISF (Cats in Sunglasses Friday) catsinsunglasses: the...

Mar 7th

I can’t wait for the season to start, part 2. ...

Mar 6th

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I really can’t wait for the season to start.

Mar 6th

The patterns for this “urban camouflage” outfit...

Mar 6th

“The Dodgers started the offseason by offering Manny 2 years...”
— Anaheim Angels all the way:...

Mar 5th

“Alcoa, the biggest aluminum company in the country,...”
— Michael Lewis takes on...

Mar 5th

A Note On The New Design

I’m not sure it isn’t a total disaster. But we’ll try it out for a while. Maybe a...

Mar 5th

No, there’s absolutely nothing strange at all about...

Mar 4th

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The best moment of Jimmy Fallon’s debut. The truly sublime part is that The Roots are playing...

Mar 3rd

Well, that’s certainly the headline of the day. The...

Mar 3rd