Lisanti Quarterly

2009

December
November 25
October 29
September 18
August 22
July 28
June 25
May 27
April 41
March 70
February 59
January 48

2008

December 63
November 74
October 58
September 67
August 72
July 88
June 50
May 42
April 35
March 36
February 26
January
Three Weeks In The Life Of An Oscar Ballot
Jan 30th
Seeking emotionally vulnerable woman to take...
Jan 30th
“Hey, anything in my teeth? Like maybe a tiny bit of...
Jan 30th
OK, now I feel kind of terrible about this. mmmedicine: I...
Jan 29th
Let me be the 5,000th person to caption this...
Jan 29th
evilqueenmagda: Los Angeles, look at your weatherman. Just...
Jan 28th
Demi Moore has never seen Meet the Parents. (Please join me...
Jan 27th
Somewhere in Larry King’s attic, there’s a...
Jan 27th
How To Succeed In Hollywood, Chapter 135: If the producer...
Jan 26th
Warch Watch
Please, whatever you do, don’t watch this video. Your nightmares will shit snake-cocked demons...
Jan 24th
“Rinku and I going special meeting tonight. At meet many big...”
— Neck rope? Really? Now I think...
Jan 23rd
Sorry, Twitterers. As wonderful as your suggestions for a...
Jan 23rd
Well, that’s certainly something. (Current bid:...
Jan 23rd
The Dude Does Not Abide (ALT: This Aggression...
Jan 21st
I’m as excited about Changeapalooza as the next guy,...
Jan 21st
“The Secret Service checked the chopper for silverware...
Jan 21st
stephenfalk: Obama / Blart. Stay classy, Hulu.
Jan 20th

A Note On The Inauguration's Web...

The official Presidential Inauguration Tumblr blows. Not a single mention of bacon. What amateurish...
Jan 20th
catsinsunglasses
Jan 17th

A Note On The New Follower...

Huh, a lot fewer transgressive porn Tumblr suggestions than I’d expected. Seriously, not a...
Jan 17th
Unpossible. [via elspethjane]
Jan 16th
Paul Blart: Mall Cop - A Hapless Security...
Jan 16th
gabrieldelahaye: andrewti: My sister in law is a goose and...
Jan 16th
A Note On Why The Internet Exists, Part the Second
Jan 15th
A Sad, Sad Day For Local Radio--Indie 103.1...
Jan 15th
“Get your heavy metals tested. Please, I beg you...”
— Mercury-poisoning...
Jan 15th

A Note On Why The Internet Exists

If the time ever comes when you find yourself curious about the precise lyrical content of Bob and...
Jan 15th
I’m definitely not an expert in such matters, but...
Jan 15th
“To crush my budget-balancing enemies, to see them...
Jan 15th
Warch Watch
In fairness to Ryan Seacrest, he handled this failed attempt to high-five a blind guy less awkwardly...
Jan 14th

Five Alternate "Gran Torino" Lines...

“The lawn. Off.” “You’re standing on my lawn. See this rifle I’m...
Jan 14th

A Note On America's Most Promising New...

The more one reads, the more one gets the feeling that he was desperate to escape his chosen...
Jan 14th
Agreed, Shaq. That’s some crazy shit.
Jan 13th
petswhowanttokillthemselves: “FOR MY NEXT DISH, I’LL BE...
Jan 13th
Tragic, indeed: This poor cat died trying to blow himself....
Jan 12th
I have no use for these, yet I must have them. [via tmblg]
Jan 11th
“His latest appeal was denied, and the deadline to appeal to...”
— Ken Layne
Jan 8th
“I must be telling you… American comedy very good thing about...”
— In the latest dispatch on...
Jan 8th
Warch Watch
1. Watch video. 2. Play pick-3 lottery. 3. $$$.
Jan 8th
[RealDoll-related post containing phrases “fully...
Jan 7th
Behold the new, improved Golden Globe...
Jan 7th
I’m still not entirely sure why my parents bought me...
Jan 7th
“I’m not a very big fan of ‘Slumdog Millionaire,’” Mr....”
— He is, however, batshit in...
Jan 6th
Warch Watch
Good morning, Tuesday.
Jan 6th
Huge in '09: Coked-Up Bees!
Jan 6th
Wherein one of the Real Housewives of Atlanta does all the...
Jan 5th
I'm Not Really One For New Year's...
Jan 4th
I’m not sure if stumbling upon a free, apparently...
Jan 2nd