Lisanti Quarterly

“Sometimes I feel like my mom doesn’t even see me as...”
— Either that anorexic-seeming,...

Oct 2nd

“Hey, Steve, it’s so beautiful today. Do ya...

Oct 1st

“Ms. Palin was not always at her best when questioned by her...”
— You see, the gibberish is a...

Oct 1st

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Couric: “You made a funny comment. You said you’ve been listening to Joe Biden’s...

Oct 1st

A Revised Prediction Re: The Earlier...

In light of today’s epic financial meltdown, the potato-sack-related injury keeping the...

Sep 29th

“Politics is like that person who, while you’re counting up...”
— Gawker Commenter Aaron Altman....

Sep 29th

Palin heads to ‘debate camp’ in Arizona...

Sep 29th

The best part of the debate taking place later tonight was...

Sep 26th

“Don’t take this the wrong way, but this is why the...”
— David Letterman to Paris...

Sep 26th

Appropriate Taser Use Rule Number Two:...

“Taser Use in Man’s Death Broke Rules, Police Say The firing of a Taser stun gun that led a...

Sep 26th

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As always, apologies if I’m late to this particular party, but Natalie Portman’s Shaved...

Sep 25th

Breaking! McCain Announces Suspension Of...

Sep 25th

Bailout fever comes to the Del Taco drive thru

Sep 25th

Breaking! Debate-Delaying McCain Changes...

Sep 24th

McCain Points To Something Over America's...

Sep 24th

“This Administration deserves to be trusted because it has...”
— The Colbert Report’s...

Sep 24th

In these dark, soul-crushing times, when it seems the whole...

Sep 24th

When Hamid Met Sarah

When Gov. Sarah Palin sat down with President Hamid Karzai of Afghanistan on Tuesday afternoon,...

Sep 23rd

Stephen Falk writes:  “Go for three Josh Hartnett...

Sep 23rd

Josh Hartnett reprising Tom Cruise’s Rain Man role on...

Sep 22nd

“Treasury’s 840-word legislative bailout proposal comes to...”
— Every story on the Financial...

Sep 22nd

And Just As Tina Fey Crushed The...

…Christina Hendricks’ cleavage has erased all memory of 30 Rock’s big night.

Sep 22nd

A Note On Tina Fey's Fourth Emmy Win

Tina Fey is just crushing Jackée’s accomplishments.

Sep 22nd

A Note On Everything That's Transpired...

Nothing’s been nearly as inspiring as that fleeting glimpse of Jackée past triumph.

Sep 22nd

An Emmy Fun Fact Learned From An...

Jackée has an Emmy.

Sep 22nd

A Note On The First Five Minutes Of The...

What. The. Fuuuck?

Sep 22nd

I prefer to look at it as an uplifting scene of Peep...

Sep 19th

A Note On Something That's Probably...

Why didn’t TMZ go with “P. Doody”? Seems like that should’ve been right in...

Sep 19th

Unpossible.* [via cvxn:tesslynch:iveneverheardofyou] ...

Sep 19th

I know I can’t immediately call to mind Josh...

Sep 18th

On Tiny Tears In The Fabric Of The...

Fuck the Large Hadron Collider. We have this, then this, and then this to suck us all into the...

Sep 18th

goldenfiddle: yes. No. HELL yes.

Sep 18th

In some ways, almost too easy; in others, just about...

Sep 17th

Rock. [via rocketboom]

Sep 17th

Not that you asked--and why haven't you...

Sep 17th

ridiculousaurus: Disappointment of the Day:  WigSalon’s...

Sep 17th

“He did this,” Douglas Holtz-Eakin told reporters this...”
— What’s that you say?...

Sep 16th

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Black Monday, indeed: Outside a devastated Lehman Brothers, Stern show Wack Packers Sal and Richard...

Sep 15th

Bunny Lebowski [via nevver]

Sep 15th

“On Sunday, a campaign adviser confirmed that Ms. Palin had,...”
— Is this more evidence of Sarah...

Sep 15th

Three dead following quarrel over penis size

Sep 14th

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Sophie Can Walk: One family’s brave journey to defy the miracle-haters who claimed their baby...

Sep 13th

A Trainwreck, Explained

tumblangeles: “Obviously two trains are not supposed to be at the same place at the same time.”...

Sep 13th

Just moments after telling a lie to Whoopi and Barbara about...

Sep 12th

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topherchris: The Price is Right Losing Horn Is it bad that this echoes in the back of my mind on a...

Sep 12th

New University of Alaska mascot: pregnant teen whose baby is...

Sep 12th

Well, maybe from Rushmore through Zissou, but didn’t...

Sep 12th

“What myself, my co-writer, and my producers are doing here...”
— The Cajun Boy goes Hollywood....

Sep 11th

“When Larry says nothing, Walter proceeds to Plan B:...”
— Walter Sobchak, Neocon: The...

Sep 11th

Coming soon: The Marsellus Wallace Pawn Shop Basement...

Sep 11th

So true. [Note: That’s just glare in the background;...

Sep 10th

Presumably, the producers of The Bridge to Blowwhere* will...

Sep 10th

LANDSCAPER IN PERIL UPDATE! Tree-trimmer saved! Huzzah! ...

Sep 9th

Unpossible.* [via lonelysandwich via Shane] [*Trying out a...

Sep 8th

"Enter Sandman"...with cats.

Sep 8th

Another Winner From The...

lafd: *USAR* 11945 w. Ratner st.; MAP 561 B2; FS 89; Reported Landscaper stuck in a tree, unable to...

Sep 8th

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“Coup D’etat”—Lord T & Eloise. Time to get aristocrunk, y’all.

Sep 8th

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[lanekneedler via hmatkin]

Sep 8th

Unpossible. SFX: Head exploding, barely audible sound of...

Sep 5th

[Ed.note: Just for clarity’s sake, this isn’t a...

Sep 4th

“Whatever you think about the substance, whether you think...”
— Wolf Blitzer’s dick...

Sep 4th

One More Note On Sarah Palin's RNC...

I’ve already learned that it’s sexist to question Sarah Palin’s qualifications to...

Sep 4th

Yet Another Note On Sarah Palin's RNC...

I found it somewhat off-putting when, after being handed infant Trig as her family took the stage,...

Sep 4th

Another Note On Sarah Palin's RNC Speech

Is it actually possible to reduce our dependence on foreign oil by “drilling into the secret...

Sep 4th

A Note On Sarah Palin's RNC Speech

I have to say, Palin’s been exceptionally well-coached for this performance. Several minutes...

Sep 4th

Executive experience. [via spiegelman]

Sep 4th

“On a television show, precise acting isn’t the order of the...”
— Alec Baldwin

Sep 3rd

I just got Rickrolled by Andrew Sullivan

Sep 3rd

BristolGate: This Just In

The McCain campaign shortly is expected to release a statement indicating that newly pregnant teen...

Sep 1st