Lisanti Quarterly

Whether or not you agree with the McCain campaign’s...

Sep 1st

Alaskan Governor/Republican VP candidate Sarah Palin...

Aug 31st

“The sandwich, said by analysts to be “a little light...”
— Philosoraptor: McCain Chooses...

Aug 31st

cajunboy: You’ve got to be fucking kidding me. (via:...

Aug 30th

The LAFD Tumblr Never Lacks For Mystery and...

Aug 30th

Writers' rooms.

Aug 30th

Hey, she kind of looks like Tina Fey! In recognition of the...

Aug 29th

Dear CBS Interactive: A decent first effort, but...

Aug 29th

stephenfalk “Fuck yeah! I totally destroyed the solo on...

Aug 29th

Sadly, the simple, gumdrop-like creatures would soon learn...

Aug 28th

A Note On My Sunburn

The Maui sun* laughs at SPF 30. “Oh, you think you’re safe because you’re from an...

Aug 28th

No Escape

The hot bartender at one of the nicer restaurants in Maui let us know she’s moving to L.A. in...

Aug 25th

The 3AM text message

“The Obama-Biden campaign would like to apologize for frittering away $1 million on its text...

Aug 23rd

A Note On HBO's Friday Night Feature

If you were to tell me that Transformers was completely improvised, I’d be inclined to believe...

Aug 23rd

[flubby via cajunboy]

Aug 23rd

CBS Paramount shopping "Swingtown" to more...

Aug 23rd

Life imitates art: Snoop from The Wire gets...

Aug 22nd

Watch

The LQ Sho’nuff Tribute, Part II. [via SeoulBrother]

Aug 22nd

“There is already sufficient law that can be applied if...”
— Go ahead and pass the...

Aug 22nd

With each passing day, I become more convinced of Hipster...

Aug 22nd

Phil Dalhausser: the Billy Corgan of beach volleyball?

Aug 22nd

Apples and oranges? Maybe. But who the fuck cares?...

Aug 22nd

“The reality is they have some investment properties and...”
— OK, then, if you insist on...

Aug 22nd

The Indecision 2008 team welcomes the RNC to Minneapolis/St....

Aug 21st

Sho’nuff is dead. My heart is sick. In humble...

Aug 21st

stephenfalk: Google is trying to kill its employees. The...

Aug 21st

A Note On NBC's Coverage Of Today's...

You know what we really don’t fucking need, NBC Nightly News? Your CGI simulation recreating...

Aug 21st

Listen

If anyone could make this Ben Kweller cover of “God Only Knows” magically appear in my...

Aug 21st

True story: During his Tuesday and Thursday night bathroom...

Aug 20th

Olympics Highlights In Brief

Today, a boxer bit another boxer. BONUS HIGHLIGHT! Georgia seems to have a beach volleyball team.

Aug 20th

Listen

Presented without commentary, and with a considerable amount of joy. ied: David Lee Roth -...

Aug 19th

Was Norm McDonald intentionally bad on Bob...

Aug 19th

“As sites search for bankable revenue, “customized...”
— Body spray and sweaty balls:...

Aug 19th

Watch

Newcleus - “Jam On It” [via merlin]

Aug 17th

A Note On Michael Phelps' Record-Tying...

1/100th of second? Really? This shit is so fixed. And the Chinese are behind it, for reasons that...

Aug 16th

"Fake Ethnics"? Is There No Subterfuge These...

Aug 15th

Ben & Jerry's Flavor Graveyard

Aug 15th

A Note On How Pizza Hut Is Atoning For A...

Realizing that Dominos has recently institued game-changing PizzaTracker and time-travelling...

Aug 15th

If only that cute Georgian reporter had made out with a...

Aug 15th

I’m not completely sure, but I think I could handle...

Aug 15th

“It really bothers me,” one GM said this week of the...”
— Hey, it’s a whole...

Aug 15th

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alexblagg: Ernest Borgnine tells the gang at Fox and Friends that he made it to 91 years of age by...

Aug 14th

A Quantum of Astley. [via mtobey] (A Rickroll of Solace?)

Aug 14th

Currently, this is my favorite coaster. See also.

Aug 14th

Dude. [via cvxn via pica via evie]

Aug 13th

It’s easy to fixate on the Power Glove, but the real...

Aug 13th

Garfield Minus Garfield, Plus Underwood

Aug 13th

The new Death Magnetic album’s...

Aug 12th

The Over/Under on the Number of Tumblrs...

85

Aug 12th

Watch

Is it just me, or does it seem like Robert Downey Jr. doesn’t know how to use a Blockbuster...

Aug 12th

spiegelman: DreamWorks promotes Tropic Thunder by sending...

Aug 11th

Aug 11th

On NBC’s HD broadcast tonight, the spectacle of that...

Aug 8th

Russia Sends Troops Into Rebel Enclave in...

Aug 8th

Island Zero: The Original BSGLT I’m not even sure...

Aug 8th

A Glass Ceiling, Shattered

ZOMG! We have the first ever—EVER EVER!!!—female winner of Last Comic Standing! I...

Aug 8th

A Glimpse Into The Life Of An Attractive...

Girl: You look familiar. [James] Franco: I dunno. Have we met? Girl: I saw you on screen an hour...

Aug 7th

An Open Letter To The Woman Who Brought...

There’s a fine line between “cool mom” and “bad parenting.” I...

Aug 7th

All it takes is one stab-happy, flesh-craving decapitation...

Aug 6th

A Brief Note On Paris Hilton's "Response...

It’s not actually funny.

Aug 6th

Listen

911 is a joke, especially when you’re waiting for the cops to deliver justice to a renegade...

Aug 6th

Scarlett Johansson Is 'Excited' to Marry a...

Aug 5th

I know, I know—the unicorn stuff is probably getting a...

Aug 5th

“1. Hate to say it, but admit that you fooled me with all...”
— What Would The Disappointed...

Aug 5th

“Place inspirational quote by incredibly successful,...”
— Anonymous. [audible sigh] OK,...

Aug 5th

[via spiegelman] [With a VERY SPECIAL TIP of the party hat...

Aug 4th

R.I.P., Jason Giambi's magnificent 'stache.

Aug 4th

Watch

“Guido Beach”: More fun than a Monte Carlo SS (with tinted windows, ground-effects...

Aug 2nd

The Lighter Side of Friday!!!: LA Times: Most...

Aug 2nd

A Note On The Previous Post Re: A...

I think I’ve found Eddie Murphy’s next movie: Convinced by skittish advisers that...

Aug 2nd

“These days he stays away from junk food and instead snacks...”
— For the love of all that is...

Aug 1st

Why would anyone want to escape a planet where lusty simians...

Aug 1st