Lisanti Quarterly

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Not that anyone cares what I think about supergroups of the late 80s, but Traveling Wilburys Vol. I...

Aug 1st

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THIS MUST BE REBLOGGED. We have no choice in the matter, interior crocodile alligator demands it. ...

Aug 1st

Relax, people: It’s just a marquee changeover from...

Jul 31st

“Blogging is like masturbating into a mirror while you...”
— Lewis Black, pretty much...

Jul 31st

Dear Universe, Please manifest this stunning oil painting...

Jul 31st

My pal at Island Zero disppeared into Comic Con’s...

Jul 31st

C.C. Sabathia, Prince Fielder Keep Imagining...

Jul 30th

LQ Music Minute

I just realized that I haven’t yet purchased the new Beck album. That probably means...

Jul 30th

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…and this footage of busty horoscopist CosmosGal getting spooked by our swaying city...

Jul 30th

Just trying to get a piece of the action. (posted with...

Jul 30th

A Thought That Just Occurred To Me In...

God is expressing his displeasure about the shuttering of Scrabulous. UPDATE: Liana FTW:...

Jul 29th

LQ Chat Transcript: The Important...

Molly: i have a question that you can probably answer
If I went out on Hollywood Blvd dressed as a vagina
could I get arrested?
it's not a graphic costume
but would i need a permit?
me: hmm
no clue
i think going in public as something potentially "obscene" could get you harassed by cops
there are a lot of cops over there to watch the crazies
Molly: right
well, i could pretend to be an open sore
if a cop asks
me: i think they could identify a vagina
i dunno, you can try
there are a lothooollllll*
[*the precise moment the quake hit. ]

Jul 29th

How You Know You've Just Experienced A...

Within seconds, your computer screen is filled with IMs asking, “Whoa! Feel that?” 5.8?...

Jul 29th

Just Checked Back In With Scrabulous

…yup, still gone.

Jul 29th

Seriously, Hasbro: Fuck you. What are we supposed to do...

Jul 29th

It’s like someone just rounded up all my LOLcats in a...

Jul 29th

“In depositions and court filings in the second suit —...”
— Back in its rootin’,...

Jul 29th

LQ Internets Watch, Part II

Searching new, semi-usable search engine hotness Cuil (pronounced “Coo-lee-hee-EL”) for...

Jul 28th

LQ Internets Watch

Cuil (pronounced “Quail”) is the greatest Google-killing search engine that you cannot...

Jul 28th

“14. Button suit coat’s top (two-button) or middle...”
— What Would Don Draper Do?

Jul 28th

This is only the second-saddest thing involving abandoned...

Jul 27th

Unacceptable. Pls redesign immediately to depict actual...

Jul 26th

LQ Presidential Campaign Update!

I just ran into John McCain at the Red Lion, who was wandering the beer garden and carrying on about...

Jul 25th

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Mind officially blown. Then sponged off the wall behind me, wrung out back into my empty skull, then...

Jul 24th

“Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my...”
— From Roger Ebert’s...

Jul 24th

LQ Traffic Alert!

Judging from the large number of distressed, traffic-related dispatches clogging my Twitter feed,...

Jul 24th

Perhaps inserting some Hagar-era Van Halen lyrics into the...

Jul 24th

The “Waterskiing Squirrel Rule” of local news...

Jul 24th

Well, at least they took the trouble to move the tongue and...

Jul 24th

A Brief Note On The Pleasantly...

I just experienced a moment of crippling shame while inspecting my TiVo program list, where I...

Jul 24th

“I can’t imagine what it’s like to be so culturally out of...”
— Me. Indeed, I am often an...

Jul 23rd

Train vs. Pedestrian 7/23/2008

Jul 23rd

A Note On The Previous Post Re: A Kitten...

No, I’m not going to reveal the name of the other kitten. Suffice it to say that it’s...

Jul 23rd

I feel incredibly stupid for not realizing there was a movie...

Jul 23rd

LQ Fun Fact

One of my friends recently adopted a pair of kittens. And named one of them “The...

Jul 23rd

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The only Estelle Getty tribue video you’ll need on this sad day. [via esandberg]

Jul 22nd

Church fire! [via lafd] Previously: Truck fire!

Jul 22nd

“The first couple of tours where everyone is on the make it...”
— The Long Winters’ John...

Jul 22nd

I want to be as inspired about my candidate as the next guy,...

Jul 22nd

Bruce Wayne: White-Collar Criminal?

Jul 21st

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At last night’s Long Winters show at Spaceland, Alpha-Winter John Roderick asked that anyone...

Jul 21st

Amazingly, this is only the third-best photo in the Bedroom...

Jul 20th

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Bring out the peaches!

Jul 19th

Wherein The Singer Of My Favorite Band Stumps...

Jul 18th

A Note On The Previous Post Re: Alleged...

I now realize the already weak joke is probably ruined by the YouTube thumbnail of Adam West...

Jul 18th

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I know, I know, you all are going to douse my Tumblspot with kerosene and set it ablaze for posting...

Jul 18th

“3. Aaron Eckhart looks just like he does in person, which is...”
— My friend Choire in the only...

Jul 18th

A Note On The 'Watchmen' Trailer I'm...

Having never read Watchmen, I’m finding it impossible to get too geeked up over the...

Jul 18th

Three Bold Emmy Predictions

1. Boston Legal’s James Spader, in accordance with the terms of his Satanic pact for Emmy...

Jul 17th

'CSI' Producers To Crawl Up Own Assholes And...

Jul 17th

You know what? I’m kind of digging the new look. I...

Jul 16th

Must…not…reblog…Mirrenporn. The spirit is...

Jul 16th

Before you succumb to a cutegasm, know that this photo is...

Jul 16th

A Far Too Easy Joke Arising From The All...

A-Rod’s hug with Wade Boggs lingered a little too long. I fear they may be fucking behind...

Jul 16th

Truer words have rarely been tweeted. (Twittered?) (posted...

Jul 16th

Disappointingly, they didn’t make the cut for Rock...

Jul 16th

Simple Jack, part of TuggSpeedman.com, as the Tropic Thunder...

Jul 15th

"Great. So How Do You Suggest I Go About...

dietcock: ONE MORE REASON WHY I’M CURRENTLY BETWEEN ASSIGNMENTS Exec: ...

Jul 15th

It probably reveals a lot about my teenage...

Jul 14th

Finally, the late Cesar Romero might get the Oscar...

Jul 14th

From the "I didn't see this one coming" file:...

Jul 14th

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It’s Drunk History Day!

Jul 14th

Amazing.

Jul 14th

Old Spice RED ZONE swagger The OFFICIAL SCENT of...

Jul 14th

Am I bad for laughing at this?

Jul 14th

Lines I Am Thrilled I Was Not Foolish Enough To Have Joined...

Jul 11th

Someecards always knows exactly what to say.

Jul 11th

Some Possible Band Names Inspired By...

Shitbird What the Fuck Did I Do? Flaming Bunk Stringer Bell Can Full of Dead Hookers of Eastern...

Jul 11th

Rocket Belts of Tecnologia Aeroespacial Mexicana Experience...

Jul 11th

Hellboy And Arnold: More In Common Than You...

Jul 11th

azizisbored: I love the Dark Knight, but this is a bit of a...

Jul 10th

Just put these in a blender, load into a...

Jul 10th

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“I can see it now…we’re still living in the house, the girls are still living in...

Jul 9th

evilqueenmagda: Your the one Didn’t see much of The...

Jul 8th

It's Donkey Time, somewhere.

Jul 8th

LQ Economic Indicators, Part II: The...

Theory: The health of the economy is also inversely proportional to how aggressively your local...

Jul 8th

A Critical Look Back At Last Week's Bold...

A Bold Prediction About My Fourth Of July Weekend Moviegoing Plans At some point, I’m begrudgingly...

Jul 7th

Truck fire!

Jul 6th

“Pop icon Madonna is using kabbalah to brainwash Yankee star...”
— Even Canseco would’nt...

Jul 6th

Cats Who Look Like Rick James

Jul 6th

Does anyone know?

blakeley: A word for a bunch of smaller things making up one larger thing? Voltron.

Jul 5th

The saddest thing you’ll see today. Its almost like...

Jul 3rd

A Bold Prediction About My Fourth Of...

At some point, I’m begrudgingly going to see Hancock, and on the way out of the theater,...

Jul 3rd

LQ Music Minute

Listening to Coldplay is a little like nibbling on a rice cake while watching an antidepressant...

Jul 2nd

Garfield Minus Garfield, Plus Grim Reaper: yet another...

Jul 2nd

A Brief Review Of ABC's 'I Survived A...

Needs more...

Jul 2nd

“And Harvey needs to call Woody Allen (“re: Bullets...”
— The disturbing secrets of...

Jul 2nd

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itsbedtime: Oh HOW UPSETTING. That bear is not horny. He’s itchy. If anyone looked past the like,...

Jul 2nd

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Cannot resist…impulse..to…reblog…horny bear…freaking…tree. [via...

Jul 1st