A Brilliant Plan Celebrated
slippy: Totally going to the Arclight to hit on desperate chicks looking to get laid after they see...
May 31st
I have no idea how this tattooed person gained access to the...
May 31st
SPOILER ALERT, etc etc
During the Lost finale, did anyone else piss off the people they were watching it with by shouting...
May 30th
It’s nice to see that garments that once did such...
May 29th
When You Absolutely, Positively Have To Make...
May 29th
“Every time you sniff and say somebody has ‘too much...”
— Merlin Mann (via superamit)...
— Merlin Mann (via superamit)...
May 28th
Still more cutting-edge mid-80s fashions worn by Steven...
May 28th
Actual cutting-edge mid-80s fashions rocked by Steven...
May 28th
A Note On A Half-Assed, Not Particularly...
—Some kind of insincere open letter to Liv Tyler* expressing mock sadness that her acting...
May 28th
Oh, dear.
May 28th
Indiana Jones: Behind The Fedora
May 27th
Three-Word Review: 'Indiana Jones'
jessicacoen: Big dumb puppy. I’ll add one, courtesy of a friend who suffered through this...
May 27th
ArcLight lobby: Actual motorcycle used in the ruination of...
May 24th
Ah, This Explains Why Those 'Risky Business'...
May 23rd
Great Moments In Celebrity Child...
“Adam, in an attempt to suggest that [R.] Kelly’s head could have been superimposed onto...
May 23rd
A Note On Tonight's 'American Idol'...
I stand by last night’s bold prediction. Except now, when the CW voiceover guy mentions David...
May 22nd
Celebrities Currently Courtside At The...
1. Eva Longoria-Parker: talent-free actress/wife of Spurs point guard 2. David Beckham:...
May 22nd
Another Bold 'American Idol' Prediction!
Within nine months, David Cook and a carefully chosen, appropriately photogenic backup band will be...
May 21st
goldenfiddle:
jimrock: ratherfancy: KFC Subliminal...
May 21st
Indiana Jones Artifact Or Crappy Knick-Knack...
May 19th
The LQ Index
94: The precise number of Fahrenheit degrees which, when exceeded, turns everyone in Los Angeles...
May 19th
Watch
Raiders of the Lost Ark reverse-engineered back into Saturday matinee serial form. The rest are...
May 19th
Sad Trombone
May 17th
An Open Letter To Ticketmaster
Fuck you in the ear with Satan’s fiery cock. I don’t know how it’s possible for a...
May 16th
Listen
Random surfings led me to discover that Ahmet Zappa just celebrated a birthday, and that we are...
May 16th
By Far, The Most Moving Moment From...
…was when David Archuleta was appointed Emperor of Utah by the man with the handlebar mustache...
May 15th
Sex offenders banned from ice cream trucks;...
May 15th
Moving tip: When transferring your prized fantastical...
May 14th
Things are probably still a little fluid at such a new site,...
May 14th
American Idol Shocker Preview!
On next week’s American Idol finale: Distraught that tens of millions of twelve-year-old girls...
May 14th
stephenfalk: Too much.
May 12th
A theory on economic indicators I've...
The health of the economy is inversely proportional to the cleanliness and organization of your...
May 11th
My new favorite website, for at least the next two hours.
May 9th
David Blaine: The Seventh (And Final) Day
Sad news, David...
May 8th
At Least I Didn't Pitch "Demographically...
spiegelman: listen close and you can hear my soul dying I just wrote, in a powerpoint...
May 7th
“You can only piss in my eye sockets so many times before I...”
— Island Zero on how the Peter...
— Island Zero on how the Peter...
May 6th
The Grove II: Glendale’s Revenge has two fountains...
May 6th
We now pause for a very important Public Service...
May 6th
David Blaine: Day Three!
As we approach the 72-hour mark...
May 2nd
Game over.
jessicacoen: This is why the internet exists. This is why we do it. Special-Needs Monkey...
May 2nd
David Blaine Stunt Update!
An absolutely astounding eighteen-plus hours later, David Blaine’s daredevil photo has yet...
May 1st