Game over.
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May 2nd
David Blaine Stunt Update!
An absolutely astounding eighteen-plus hours later, David Blaine’s daredevil photo has yet...
May 1st
Celebrity Daredevil David Blaine Doing...
Unimpressed by frequently soggy illusionist/supermodel despoiler David Blaine’s shattering...
May 1st
“I don’t want that to happen. I put 40 years of hard work...”
— Kissing Suzy Kolber tries to...
— Kissing Suzy Kolber tries to...
Apr 30th
The Obligatory GTA IV Post
Easily the most offensive gameplay feature in Grand Theft Auto IV is the one where the player can...
Apr 30th
$4? Whatever. We’re going all the way to 10 bucks a...
Apr 28th
A Note On Late Night Tumblspotting
One of the things I like to do when I suddenly realize I’m still awake at 1:30 in the morning...
Apr 25th
Watch
The nice ladies who bought up all the dresses from the Olsen’s Mercantile sale rack make an...
Apr 25th
Great Moments In Creative Differences
“The trouble started Wednesday on the first of Caan’s two days of shooting the role of...
Apr 23rd
Your Obligatory Tuesday Night 'Idol'...
The Pope’s surprise performance of “Call Me Rusty”* from Starlight Express on...
Apr 23rd
If Kellogg’s has anything to say about it, Indiana...
Apr 21st
Bernie Williams Was Always My Favorite...
Apr 18th
A Note On Tonight's 'Colbert Report'...
This is what I found when I went to search for a clip of Hillary Clinton’s charmingly* robotic...
Apr 18th
Oh, And One More Thing About That...
…is there any way to add some blood to the horn? Clearly, any unicorns rampaging through a...
Apr 17th
Watch
Pico and Sepulveda wouldn’t even make the list of my ten favorite intersections (topped, of...
Apr 17th
Dear internets:
Please request a reprint of this t-shirt so...
Apr 17th
Be Honest
The scythe-bearing harvester of souls appearing in the mirror in the below Garfield Minus Garfield,...
Apr 15th
Garfield Minus Garfield, Plus Grim Reaper: the third...
Apr 14th
In the Spirit Of "Suck It, Earl...
I lost three balls over fences during 9 holes of par-3 “pitch and putt” golf today.
Apr 13th
Upon Reflection
…maybe that previous post was a little dark. I just haven’t been this torn up since last...
Apr 11th
The Chundered From Down Under
If it feels a little like he’s dead, it’s because he is. They’ll tell you the...
Apr 11th
A Note On "A Note On"
It’s recently been brought to my attention that far too many posts here begin with “A...
Apr 11th
A Note On Last Night's 'Idol Gives Back'
I haven’t watched it yet. Please be considerate and don’t spoil it for me by revealing...
Apr 11th
Sometimes people ask me what I’m up to. You know, a...
Apr 10th
A Note On The Previous Post, Which...
It’s not that I’m particularly impressed with tonight’s performance, it’s...
Apr 9th
A Note On Tonight's Bowling Scores
168 and 170. Suck it, Earl Anthony.* [*This is the only pro bowler name I’ve ever known.]
Apr 9th
Wherein George Clooney's Use Of A Fancy...
I’m only a paragraph into this Clooney piece, and I’ve already learned he has a...
Apr 8th
A Note On A Good Toilet Read, Ruined
All of the online chatter regarding the George Clooney profile in the current New Yorker is really...
Apr 8th
Fucking Rad
Indeed.
Apr 4th
This is as close as I got to my 1.5 seconds of Price of...
Apr 4th
“Because I know there are kids out there, I want to make sure...”
— Jerry Seinfeld cheats death,...
— Jerry Seinfeld cheats death,...
Apr 3rd
'American Idol' Bonus Post! My Top Three...
1. 4’ 7” 2. “Like, yo big” (holds out hand at waist level, pauses for a...
Apr 3rd
A Note On The Previous Two Posts RE:...
The remote is waaaaaay on the other side of the couch, and I am far too lazy to reach over there to...
Apr 3rd
An 'Idol Gives Back' Fun Fact
30 percent of the proceeds generated by the annual American Idol Gives Back special are earmarked...
Apr 3rd
If There Were An Emmy Handed Out For...
…it would surely go to this effort from tonight’s Moment of Truth finale: ...
Apr 3rd
Even while buzzed on free luxury suite* beer, the...
Apr 2nd