“It’s not like you’d know who my dad was.”
— Super-high-maintenance...
— Super-high-maintenance...
Apr 1st
Brian Grazer has a posse.
(Where do I get one of these?)
Apr 1st
nathangotsch: in the bathroom at Kevin James’ production...
Mar 28th
A Note On The Previous Post Re:...
Not that I would ever do that! HAHAHAHA.
Mar 27th
How To Sound Like An Internetty Jackass...
1. When trying to explain to someone what a Tumblr is, refer to most of the nonsense that you post...
Mar 27th
Mere moments after the deadly Royal Dandie piglet nipped the...
Mar 26th
“The stunt provoked a variety of reactions. Many older...”
— RIP, the Rickroll. Sadly,...
— RIP, the Rickroll. Sadly,...
Mar 25th
Another Observation About 'Keeping Up...
The Kardashian girls are as shouty as they are busty. Thrilling Bonus K.U.W.T.K. Fun Fact: ...
Mar 24th
“ITHACA, NY—After weeks of being sleepy all the time and...”
— There’s usually little...
— There’s usually little...
Mar 24th
A Modest Proposal
There should be an entire cable channel that plays nothing but Tracy Morgan talk show appearances....
Mar 20th
garfield minus garfield, plus grim reaper: Why Not Do The...
Mar 20th
garfield minus garfield, plus grim reaper
Mar 20th
Stuff Both White "Urbane Tomboys" And...
Wearing giant blankets.
Mar 20th
Handsome Hollywood Actor Vs. Two Girls, One...
Mar 20th
Watch
Anonymous proves that nothing is off limits in their crusade against Scientology by unleashing this...
Mar 18th
[Place Obligatory Cursed Spinal Tap Drummer...
Mar 18th
Quite Possibly The Greatest Thing I've...
Mar 17th
A Very Brief Review Of The First Two...
Needs more Rome-style disembowelings.
Mar 17th
A Follow-Up To The Previous Post Re: The...
It makes me so very sad that the once-mighty Who Wants To Sex Mutombo? site has been reduced to...
Mar 16th
Who Wants To Sex(ily Imitate) Mutombo?
Yeah, that’s right, I said “sexily imitate.” Excuse me for being a little too...
Mar 16th
“This is the best birthday EVER EVER EVER EVER. I mean EVER!”
— TC (Must they always play the...
— TC (Must they always play the...
Mar 14th
A Note On The Previous Post Regarding...
Just a little thing I’m trying out to expand the finance/business-related offerings of this...
Mar 14th
Someone Still Loves You, Harrison Ford
Mar 14th
Debt Collectors Now Eschewing Broken Kneecaps...
Mar 14th
The Five Most Troubling Facebook Status...
1. Joy Davis just punched a hamster for no good reason at all. [4 hours ago] 2. Rob Noguchi is...
Mar 14th
Spring Training Injury of the Week
Felix Pie’s testicular torsion, narrowly beating out Kaz Matsui’s anal fissures. ...
Mar 12th
Posting this probably disqualifies me from winning exciting...
Mar 11th
TORNABO!
Mar 10th
“I’m a karaoke host, I know people.”
— Some chick on the show where...
— Some chick on the show where...
Mar 10th
Re: The Previous Three...
I fear my ill-advised watching of five minutes of The Kardashians has made me severely retarded.
Mar 10th
Take The Lisanti Quarterly/Kardashians...
Which ample rump belongs to the proprietor of this tumblspot, and which is the iconic,...
Mar 10th
Kickin' It With The Kardashians, British...
This is what it looks like if you insert a photo of a hooded Queen Elizabeth into E!...
Mar 10th
Some Passing Observations About...
1. Kim is busty. 2. Khloe is chesty. 3. Kourtney* is buxom. 4. It’s obvious that Bruce...
Mar 10th
Tomorrow: Clinton's Camp Releases Photo...
[via bullshit]
Mar 6th
True Story
“Bobby Trendy added you as a friend on Facebook.”
Mar 6th
Kabob Party!
Curiosity got the better of me: This is the first Google Image result for “kabob...
Mar 4th
On Second Thought...
…there is something sadder than the preceding “kabob party” post: the fact that I...
Mar 4th
A Note On The Depressing Contents Of My...
Is there anything sadder in this world than looking at two unopened 100-count packs of bamboo...
Mar 4th