ESPN is now outsourcing all whiteboard work to a second...
Feb 29th
The Perfect Weapon
I once attempted this song at karaoke. There were no survivors. [via Kotaku]
Feb 27th
A Note On The Current State Of My...
Sanguine: rising Choleric: subsiding Melancholic: subsiding Phlegmatic: mostly unchanged;...
Feb 27th
“I have even less to say than usual and I am posting to this...”
— Mark Lisanti
— Mark Lisanti
Feb 26th
Don't Look Back, Daniel Day Lewis, For...
[someecards]
Feb 23rd
I'm Not Ashamed To Admit It...
…I’m a honky and I love expensive sandwiches. [This post fulfills my Bloggers Compact...
Feb 23rd
A Note On Tonight's Pizza
40 minutes. This is nothing short of a disaster. I nearly told the tardy Dominos guy that if he...
Feb 22nd
A Question
Why is that Simon Cowell so mean all the time? You’d think a guy who gets to spend so many of...
Feb 20th
Wherein I Describe The Pretentious...
Me, reflected several times in various surfaces of that giant Jeff Koons sculpture of a balloon...
Feb 20th
Feb 20th
Meet RoboBar, your automaton enabler.
Feb 19th
It Gets So Very Lonely On The Island On...
Feb 15th
Tumblspotting 101: Never Let A Pizza...
If I don’t post something here quickly, everyone’s going to think nothing more...
Feb 14th
An Uncomfortable Time-Travel Question...
If they have time-travel technology, why didn’t they deliver my order 5 minutes before I...
Feb 13th
An Update On The Earlier Note RE:...
The pizza arrived 18 minutes after I placed my online order. I suspect that the team responsible for...
Feb 13th
A Note On Tonight's Dinner
I am not exaggerating at all when I tell you that the Dominos Pizza Tracker may be the most...
Feb 13th
What I’m watching on TV—right now!!! (When I...
Feb 12th
Wherein I Explain Why The Previous Super...
Because Ron Paul, despite being very popular on the internets*, is not faring very well in the...
Feb 6th
Super Tuesday
I have a really good feeling about this Ron Paul person.
Feb 6th
I'm Not Getting A Twitter. You Can...
No way.
Feb 2nd
“I wrote the words that appear in this space. Also: these...”
— Lisanti
— Lisanti
Feb 2nd
Watch
Friends, meet this year’s two American Idol finalists.
Feb 2nd
I'm Already Sick Of This Thing
And I’m not going to give this asshole the satisfaction of taking a picture of his picture of...
Feb 1st
Wherein I Reveal What Makes The Previous...
Internet Explorer? Really? You think I’d ever use that shit? Think again, pally.
Feb 1st
DOWN THE TUMBL HOLE
Feb 1st