Lisanti Quarterly

I’ve waited about 48 hours to post this review, to...

Dec 31st

This is what your TiVo list looks like if you have a two...

Dec 28th

Oh HELL yes.

Dec 24th

Seriously, that mouthy little boy-wonder fuck...

Dec 24th

This is the saddest amusement park ride photo in the world. ...

Dec 23rd

This could really end badly when he’s met at the...

Dec 22nd

Yeah, it’s probably time to start taking a long, hard...

Dec 20th

Oh, this is troubling. Now when we get a tweet reading...

Dec 20th

A delicious abomination. [A Hamburger Today via...

Dec 20th

Always Helpful

Her: can you help me come up with a very short and cute title for a quiz about oral health for babies?
Me: Suck It
Her: nevermind!

Dec 19th

“I wonder what’s going on with Obama’s eyes. When...”
— The Explainer questions we...

Dec 19th

Watch

Pretty spot on, though they did skip the awkward moment when the producer inevitably suggests that...

Dec 19th

Listen

The Flys, “She’s So Huge” iTunes shuffle just coughed up this gem from deep in...

Dec 19th

“So what next? I do not know. Will PBR be around forever? Or...”
— Carles, as expected, is...

Dec 19th

I’m torn about whether this is the saddest or greatest...

Dec 19th

MillerCoors to stop selling Sparks

Dec 18th

“Brad Pitt is not an actor in this movie; he’s a tour guide”
— Leitch gets it exactly right.

Dec 18th

The proceeds from the auction of Scarlett Johansson’s...

Dec 18th

It Is Snowing In Malibu.

daveholmes: Also, I had life-changing run-ins with strangers of different races all day long....

Dec 18th

“People are not shot in this film. They have holes blasted...”
— With these six sentences,...

Dec 16th

“Seriously, we are in very deep trouble. Getting out of this...”
— Merry Christmas, everybody! ...

Dec 16th

Man thrown into air at retirement party dies...

Dec 16th

I think many people had unfairly prejudged Fallon’s...

Dec 16th

[John Cei Douglas via perpetua]

Dec 16th

Unpossible. [Kissing Suzy Kolber via animalinsider]

Dec 14th

Stings with far too much truth to be funny in any way.* ...

Dec 13th

That Goofball With The Hand-Lettered Melrose Signs Is At It...

Dec 12th

Hugh Jackman to host Oscars

Dec 12th

Monkey jockeys riding dogs

Dec 12th

“Today Rinku and I go see TV showing making of the Mr. Jay...”
— That “comedy man”...

Dec 12th

Chicagoist: Bla-lego-vich

Dec 11th

“How does she stay so slim? “Running after my...”
— Jennifer Connelly, an actress...

Dec 11th

Watch

Videogum’s Viral Video Retrospective for 2008 There, now you’re all caught up. [via...

Dec 11th

And with a final, world-weary wheeze of hot puppy breath,...

Dec 11th

Delicious on a kitten cupcake.

Dec 11th

A Modest Proposal For A New Tumblr...

How about a “Meh, That Somewhat Amused Me, But Not Even Enough To Go On The Record As...

Dec 11th

Not to be, like, a totes eastside d-bagatron or whateverz,...

Dec 10th

spiegelman: The Wall Street Journal adds “Parmigiano Cheese”...

Dec 10th

Is Maddox Jolie-Pitt Stockpiling Weapons With...

Dec 10th

Rod Blagojevich: Every bit as delightful as Clay Davis. ...

Dec 10th

I am wholeheartedly in favor of this. (Though I have some...

Dec 10th

Not exactly sure what’s so cute about a photo of a...

Dec 10th

Kind of a no-brainer.

Dec 9th

Please remember that even in the darkest...

Dec 9th

Kent will probably land on his feet, but I’m afraid...

Dec 8th

“One good thing about news, our families and friends in India...”
— The Million Dollar Arm Blog,...

Dec 8th

This exists.

Dec 8th

“There’s an urban legend that’s gone around until no one is...”
— — From an article in this...

Dec 7th

You Make the Call: Evidence of a disturbing ponytail nubbin...

Dec 5th

Listen

I’ve really been enjoying this song lately. Oh, I suppose that’s why I’m posting...

Dec 5th

A Note On Black Thursday

Everyone on Earth is being laid off today. I knew the Muppet Christmas album discount was actually...

Dec 5th

Amazon’s MP3 store is selling this for $.99. The whole...

Dec 4th

lowindustrial: It’s Carrot Top in a Neal McDonough...

Dec 4th

hipsterrunoff: have yall seen Twilight yet? Seriously, why...

Dec 4th

Is it wrong/weird to want to fuck a piece of cake? Because,...

Dec 4th

I don’t speak French, but I understand this to be some...

Dec 4th

Will Leitch Has A Tumblr. You Know What To...

Dec 3rd

“Remember the white dress I wore all through that film (STAR...”
— Carrie Fisher, from her new...

Dec 3rd

There is unfathomable sadness all around us, people. I think...

Dec 2nd

As you can clearly see from the middle-right panel,...

Dec 2nd

PSA: Do not drink Red Bull Cola [via a person...

Dec 2nd

(via goldenfiddle)

Dec 1st