Lisanti Quarterly

2009

December
November 25
October 29
September 18
August 22
July 28
June 25
May 27
April 41
March 70
February 59
January 48

2008

December 63
November 74
October 58
September 67
August 72
July 88
June 50
May 42
April 35
March 36
February 26
January
As you can clearly see from the middle-right panel,...
Dec 2nd
PSA: Do not drink Red Bull Cola [via a person...
Dec 2nd
(via goldenfiddle)
Dec 1st
How did I miss the release of The Karate Kid: Ladyboy...
Dec 1st
“These guys ran into each other, they squared off against...”
— 2 gunmen kill each other in...
Nov 30th
In the future, we will be able to buy premium acne...
Nov 29th
THNXGVNG
Nov 28th
Poison puppy food: a silent killer. ...
Nov 28th
OH HELL YES. One question: Will there be costume changes?...
Nov 27th
I had no intention of reblogging Shaq’s Twitter...
Nov 27th

A Belated Entry For The Bad Sex-Writing...

Yahtzee!, he came. Rachel Johnson ‘honoured’ to win Bad Sex award
Nov 26th
Basquiatsquatch. This mythical creature haunts my...
Nov 26th
Oh, Frank. Electric Boogaloo? Really? You’re so much...
Nov 26th
“The least-funny place on Earth, bar-none, is the waiting...”
— Dave Holmes
Nov 26th
The real treat of Sarah Palin’s Alaskan homecoming...
Nov 26th

A Note On AIG's Media Relations Strategy...

Ken Layne Vs. AIG’s Media Relations Dept: From: ken@wonkette.com To: _____._____@aig.com ...
Nov 25th
“An extremely fit woman of indeterminate Los Angeles age...”
— Sometimes I love L.A. so damn...
Nov 25th
How to know you’ve just fallen down the internet...
Nov 25th
Warch Watch
I want to be open-minded about the whole cuddle party thing, I really do. But then I start up the...
Nov 25th
Warch Watch
Thinking about deep-frying your turkey this Thanksgiving? You might as well fill your mouth with...
Nov 25th
I may have to switch this site to an...
Nov 22nd
Genius. [via tesslynch]
Nov 22nd
Warch Watch
Boy bands aren’t dead, they just took a little break to get fantastic lesbian haircuts. ...
Nov 21st
I usually don’t like to participate in these silly...
Nov 21st
Dear Shaq: It was just OK! Your pal, M
Nov 21st
Fuck it, we’re taking it all the way to three faces.
Nov 21st
I know what you’re wondering: With two faces, is this...
Nov 21st
“Whaddya think, Joe? Does the wig say...
Nov 20th
A Cute Rebuttal for this. [photo via]
Nov 20th
At first, the shock of discovering the contents of...
Nov 20th
GRROYW
Nov 19th
Tonight’s unsolved mystery: Why is there a hole in the...
Nov 19th
Would you undergo anti-aging treatment using...
Nov 18th
Two months of a national pummeling for $7...
Nov 18th
Warch Watch
Rambis: Bonus Featurette
Nov 18th
He calls it, “Everything That’s Wrong With Los...
Nov 18th
Rambis III: Gettin’ Flagrant
Nov 18th
“For the past several months, Cohen has been spanning the...”
— This never gets old.* [*One...
Nov 18th
Somedays, maintaining the unhealthy unicorn fetish is harder...
Nov 18th
Rambis II: Straight Turtleneckin’
Nov 17th
Rambis
Nov 17th
Before you get grossed out, I should probably mention...
Nov 16th
Everything here is on fire. [Photo: Robert Gauthier, LA...
Nov 16th
This cat wearing the bacon is dead. (AWWWWWW.) But its...
Nov 14th
Should I get diabetes so I can use this iPod...
Nov 14th
I honestly have no idea why I bothered to do this. ...
Nov 14th
“I think a lesson for anyone picking a running mate in the...”
— Seth Meyers. [via...
Nov 14th

A Note On The Previous Post Re: The...

Yes, I applied. Fingers crossed.
Nov 14th

What You Receive For Pre-Ordering Joe...

# Personally Autographed Book Copy # Chat with Joe on “Joe The Forum” # 1-Year...
Nov 14th
Craigslist: Seeking Adult Drunk Clown
Nov 14th

Back to Basics

Steve: The tumblr "Just Blowjobs" really isn't.
Me: Blowjobs seem to be the jumping-off point. Fair enough.
Steve: I do NOT approve of them going so far afield. It's like when Metallica used a full orchestra. It's like, Get back to basics, Lars! But, you know, with blowjobs.
Nov 14th
Caliendo!
Nov 14th
inothernews:livesophia:joshuawoulf: It all makes sense now.
Nov 13th
Yeah, we get it. You're a dude that can get...
Nov 13th
“Ms. Baillie, a dancer with a troupe called the Satanic...”
— They just don’t make...
Nov 13th
Warch Watch
Killer Venetian sharks snap gondolas like stale biscotti, yo. [via Public School Intelligentsia]
Nov 13th
Warch Watch
Sure, the kid is adorable. But you know what? He’s a terrible dancer. Just awful. Do the...
Nov 12th
The most obscure reference I can think of is:...
Nov 12th
I’m fairly certain you can’t handle seeing the...
Nov 11th
Aziz Ansari Lobbies The NY Times To Allow The...
Nov 11th
Sockington will break your fucking heart. (posted with...
Nov 11th
NO, NOT SOCKINGTON!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! (posted with...
Nov 10th
“She began transcribing the tweets of her cats when she was...”
— I love a good cat tweet as...
Nov 10th
Transcript of John McCain’s Allegedly...
Nov 7th
I *like* this. Wait, was I supposed to press the little...
Nov 7th

The Two Dumbest Post-Election Stories...

1. Will the White House seem like Entourage because Obama’s new chief of staff is related to a...
Nov 6th
Black Man Given Nation's Worst Job
Nov 5th

A Note On Tonight's Election

The puppies live!
Nov 5th
I said, “Good day, sir.” And so on. [via...
Nov 5th
Nov 5th
Nov 5th
In case you thought I was kidding around about the hologram...
Nov 5th

A Note On CNN's Election Night Coverage

Momentarily, R2D2 will roll into the middle of the Situation Room to project a hologram of David...
Nov 5th
Guys, I totally voted! The volunteer at my polling place...
Nov 5th
Dolphinfuckers
Nov 4th

An Open Letter To The Basket Full Of...

Look, you’re fluffy and adorable and whatever, but how about fucking doing something? All day...
Nov 4th
A Vote For McCain Is A Vote To Drown This...
Nov 3rd
I really don’t see the problem here. [isopod via...
Nov 2nd