Lisanti Quarterly

2009

December
November 8
October 29
September 18
August 22
July 28
June 25
May 27
April 41
March 70
February 59
January 48

2008

December 63
November 74
October 58
September 67
August 72
July 88
June 50
May 42
April 35
March 36
February 26
January
If your idea of spooooky good time is being unable to walk...
Oct 31st
Listen Listen
alexbalk: “In a just world, bloggers like Balk and Sicha would be rock stars, but the powers that be...
Oct 31st
If I venture out tonight, I’m printing this out and...
Oct 31st
We were all thinking it, but someone finally said it....
Oct 30th
“Consarnit! This livy-livered rackin’ frackin’...”
— Yosemite Sam turns his back on...
Oct 30th
Lindsay “ism” Robertson is a heartless monster...
Oct 29th

How To Write

1. Open document. 2. Ignore open document. 3. ??? 4. Congratulations!
Oct 28th
SOMEBODY'S LION ABOUT SIEGFRIED & ROY!
Oct 27th

A Partial Accounting Of Female Costumes...

*Sarah Palin (regular) *Sarah Palin (suit plus Miss Alaska sash/tiara set) *Sarah Palin (Male)...
Oct 27th
Every once in a while, Hipster Runoff reaches right into my...
Oct 27th
Warch Watch
Holy fuck on a shitcracker. Amazing. [via cajunboy]
Oct 25th
[ybnby via thedailywhat]
Oct 22nd
“For the past decade I had a bet with my brother about what...”
— Both are happening. Everyone...
Oct 22nd
Warch Watch
You had to know that if this fight dragged on long enough, a c-bomb was eventually going to fall out...
Oct 22nd
Warch Watch
The best part about True Blood is the opening credit sequence.
Oct 22nd
“When being pulled out of a ditch, do not drive immediately...”
— So true.
Oct 21st
Listen Listen
Little known fact: I originally moved to Los Angeles to become a California Sex Lawyer. Stupidly,...
Oct 21st

Other Unflattering Analogies For Making...

“Like spooning a body-pillow stuffed with jagged rocks.” “Like nuzzling a...
Oct 21st
Of course, I should have sent this card to myself when the...
Oct 20th
“Fear doesn’t so much rule the wood pulp news industry....”
— Berkeley Breathed on the death...
Oct 19th
Warch Watch
Oh, how I laughed and laughed, for I am a man of simple pleasures. [Terry Tate Returns via Gawker]
Oct 19th
Nurse Hats gets its own category? Is there some kind of run...
Oct 19th
It was an iconic, romantic moment for sure, but one that was...
Oct 17th

A Note On What I Saw Upon Clicking...

Read More: Debate, Debate Presidential, Debate Schedule, First Presidential Debate, Hofstra...
Oct 17th
You know, everyone told me, Enough with the yellow already....
Oct 17th

A Note On Someone Else's Great Idea

perpetua: Comedy Central should develop a Mad Money-esque finance show to accompany The Daily Show...
Oct 16th
In-The-Tank Media Continue To Snake Out Sam...
Oct 16th
MSNBC: 'Plumber' says he has no plumbing...
Oct 16th
McCain Blinks
Oct 16th
Frustrated by the fact that not even the brute force of a...
Oct 16th

A Few Things John McCain May Want To...

—$3 million “overhead projectors” —Pork barrel anything —Health...
Oct 16th

On Joe The Plumber

Theoretically, as a multiple homeowner, John McCain has at least seven Joe The Plumbers in his life.
Oct 16th
For some reason, I find it hard to be truly productive until...
Oct 15th
“I don’t know; I always thought that the intellectual elites...”
— Suddenly, I’m all...
Oct 15th
Dick Cheney’s Heart Still Trying To Escape
Oct 15th
Um, WOW. [via LAFD/LAFD Tumblr]
Oct 15th
If you need to fast forward to the fucking, here you go. But...
Oct 14th
The other side of her tote bag says, “Joe Sixpack does...
Oct 10th
You’d think that after having his own...
Oct 10th
V Is Back! All Hail The Visitors!
Oct 10th
Warch Watch
stephenfalk: This is a new video I’m in (and wrote) with my Film Pigs cohorts. It turned out...
Oct 10th
New Economic Recovery Plan: Invade Canada And...
Oct 10th
Fake Michael Bay might just be hitting his stride. [via...
Oct 9th
Suddenly, everything seems possible. [myparentsweddingsong...
Oct 8th
“The GOP presidential candidate told a campaign rally:...”
— McCain livid that GOP campaign...
Oct 8th
Unpossible. [soupsoup:whatson:darkrow]
Oct 8th
Above, resurgent GOP Presidential candidate John McCain...
Oct 7th
Following tomorrow night’s Presidential debate, the...
Oct 7th

A Note On Another Tumblspotter's Galling...

stephenfalk: The Difference Between Me And Mark Mark: He makes me want to wrap the Internet in a...
Oct 6th
I dunno, guys. With such a vast repertoire of winky,...
Oct 6th
“This is how I think he prepared for her, Bill. I think he...”
— Garry Shandling on the...
Oct 4th
Warch Watch
Time has chosen Booker as one of the ten worst spin-offs ever. Time is fucking insane. My...
Oct 3rd
Warch Watch
Merlin, attack!
Oct 3rd
No, it wasn’t my proudest night. But up until the...
Oct 2nd
Listen Listen
Apologies, world. For some reason this song popped into my head while I was brushing my teeth this...
Oct 2nd
“Sometimes I feel like my mom doesn’t even see me as...”
— Either that anorexic-seeming,...
Oct 2nd
“Hey, Steve, it’s so beautiful today. Do ya...
Oct 1st