Happy Fourth of July, everyone!
07/02/2009
07/01/2009
» A Follow-Up to THE GREATEST PRESS RELEASE OF ALL TIME
Apparently, superstar publicist Charmaine Blake has powerful enemies trying to destroy her through press leaks and identity theft. And they don’t care whom they harm in their maniacal quest to ruin her life. Even Ratzenberger.
07/01/2009
“ The star of Alfred Hitchcock’s The Birds says she informed Thriller and Sabu about the singer’s death at the end of last week. “I went up and sat with them for a while and let them know that Michael was gone,” she explained. “You don’t know what mental telepathy exists from the human to the animal. But I hope they understood. „
Tippi Hedren tells Michael Jackson’s former pet tigers of his death
The Birds star says she informed the two tigers she adopted from Jackson’s Neverland ranch of the singer’s death, telepathically
06/30/2009
This Is, Without A Doubt, The GREATEST PRESS RELEASE OF ALL TIME
Reblogged due to HOLY FUCKING SHIT, THIS IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW:
UPDATE: More info here. (Turn up your speakers!)
FROM: CharmaineBlakePR@aol.com
TO: CharmaineBlakePR@aol.com
SUBJECT: Media Alert: John Ratzenberger on a DATE with Charmaine Blake NOW
Charmaine blake, the most famous publicist. is dating John Ratzenberger from the hit show “Cheers!”
John Ratzenberger and Charmaine Blake are on a date RIGHT NOW (5:21 PM 6/30) at Wolfgang Puck’s Cut in Beverly Hills. John and Charmaine have just arrived to wine and dine the night away! Wolfgang Puck will be joining the two personally for dinner as well!
ALL MEDIA PRESS COVERAGE WELCOME!
CUT BEVERLY HILLS
Beverly Wilshire, A Four Seasons Hotel
9500 Wilshire Blvd.
Beverly Hills, California 90212
P: 310-276-8500
F: 310-276-8502
Charmaine Blake
Charmaine PR Firm
Publicist, CEO
06/30/2009
“ It is a serious situation that these people are going through but Michael Jackson would never want this. He would want them to live. „
Distraught MJ Fans Committing Suicide
[via lia!lia!]
06/30/2009
06/29/2009
![June.
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06/26/2009
![Q: What do you tell a boy wonder sidekick with two black eyes about monitoring Twitter for breaking celebrity death news?
A: Nothing, you told him twice already.
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Q: What do you tell a boy wonder sidekick with two black eyes about monitoring Twitter for breaking celebrity death news?
A: Nothing, you told him twice already.
06/26/2009
Transitions
It’s my friend Lindsay’s last day aboard the good ship Videogum. This is a tragedy of epic proportions. (Thanks, economy! You’re a huge asshole!) So stop by and say goodbye as she takes care of some very important unfinished business.
06/22/2009
06/19/2009
The King of Kong, 2007 (dir. Seth Gordon)
06/19/2009
“ I can totally relate Harold. I am a farmer and I can’t believe how science has taken over the agriculture business. Like I had an old neighbor who was much like Dick Williams. He said, “If something is going wrong with your crops, then the situation will dictate what to do. Like, if rain is your problem, then sacrifice two goats or one pig. If pests are your problem, then yell at the moon for a forenight and bury three red stones in your field. Problem solved. But I shouldn’t have to tell you beforehand, you should know this.” Now days they have fancy inventions like irrigation, meteorology, crop rotations, and fertilizers. I am like, “Phooey and bunk!” I am just like you Harold, I don’t need their new fangled theories and hocus-pocus in order to understand farming better. I mean a meteorologist has never farmed, what can he tell me or my old neighbor about farming? We reached the pinnacle of understanding with yelling at the moon! The point is that I have nothing left to learn just like you, Harold. „
Harold Reynolds is really going to need a hug
06/18/2009
06/17/2009
![The Many Faces of Jeff Bridges
[via tesslynch:barelysarcasm]](http://8.media.tumblr.com/EKtGAIilIot5gvvrcrIrcywbo1_400.jpg)
