11/05/2009
11/05/2009
11/02/2009
Lonelysandwich did this. Watch it. (Eventual purchase of $500 jeans optional.)
Put This On, Episode 1: Denim
11/02/2009
“ Kate is just a good-luck charm for Alex. She’s got a lot of hits in her… „
Hard not to picture Rodriguez taking her from the crowd to the on-deck circle, slathering her in pine tar, then grabbing her by the ankles and taking some healthy cuts.
11/02/2009
![New Us Weekly: Sports columnist David “Boomer” Wells has some interesting insights into baseball’s hottest relationship!
[NY Daily News]](http://22.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kshvnlUX6W1qz8rb2o1_400.jpg)
New Us Weekly: Sports columnist David “Boomer” Wells has some interesting insights into baseball’s hottest relationship!
11/01/2009
“ It was followed by a story about making a sex tape. Peanut, a hyperactive purple Muppetish dummy, kicked off his portion of the show just by saying different words for breasts — “bodacious ta-tas” got the biggest laugh — and closed with a bit about ordering Chinese food, done in a preposterous Fu Manchu accent. By the encore, when Dunham brought out his redneck character to do a routine from his first DVD, all 7,000 people in the arena were ecstatically chanting the dummy’s punch lines together — a choir of thrown voices. (Dunham: “Do you have a drinking problem?” Everyone: “No! I’ve pretty much got it figured out!”) Then, when it was over — after Dunham fired some balled-up Jeff Dunham T-shirts into the upper decks with the kind of air-powered bazooka you see during N.B.A. halftimes — he literally ran out the arena’s back door and onto his bus, where he went back to work on the Umpire. “This is so scary for me,” he said, applying a critical bit of glue to the right temple. Outside, fans had ringed the front of the tour bus. You could hear them whenever the door opened. They were chanting: “Jeff! Jeff! Jeff! „
Somehow, after I read these words, the world was not sucked into Beelzebub’s fetid anus like the flame of a recklessly ignited hellfart.
Then again, there are about five more pages to read.
Jeff Dunham’s Comedy for Dummies - NYTimes.com
[Goldenfiddlr, I blame you for making me aware of this story.]
10/30/2009
I always look forward to Franklin Avenue’s coverage of the office park pumpkin contest.
10/29/2009
Never forget.
![Reblog because: Yes.
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10/28/2009
![Because spelling out “Remember, Sully, when I promised to kill you last? I lied” would’ve required months of epistolary engineering.
Arnold to SF: Fuck You
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Because spelling out “Remember, Sully, when I promised to kill you last? I lied” would’ve required months of epistolary engineering.
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10/26/2009
![May have to seriously consider re-following him.
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10/22/2009
“ Listen, I think if there’s a market for it, and someone wants to do it, all the more power to him,” said Corey Sherman, 20, a junior international politics major who has two jobs. “Maybe he just wants the personal touch — knowing the human being folding his underwear. „
Never been prouder of the kids at my alma mater.
Georgetown student advertises for a personal assistant - washingtonpost.com
10/22/2009
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Seriously, “articles” like this one infuriate me. You clearly don’t know your stuff, because the werewolves in Twilight are not exactly the same as your average wolf. First and foremost, they are shape-shifters, not werewolves that transform during the full moon. Secondly, they are able to transform incredibly swiftly.
I know that it’s fashionable to bash Twilight if all of your buddies do it, but at least have your research, moron.
„A professor of Werewolfology visits the comments section of Movieline
This one wasn’t mine, but my next Movieline piece is definitely going to include some serious werewolf-baiting.
[via sunnydaze10]
