While the younger one was distracted by the display of unlucky, previous visitors to his workshop, Santa grabbed the older one by the neck, and with a quick twist, neatly separated head from body. Another skillful twist —violent, yet efficient — removed the scalp. He handed over the still-smiling head to an elf for polishing and eventual mounting, while a hungry reindeer dragged off the body to the stable. When the younger one finally turned and noticed her sister was gone, she nodded knowingly and whispered, “It’s OK, Santa. She was pretty naughty this year.”
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![While the younger one was distracted by the display of unlucky, previous visitors to his workshop, Santa grabbed the older one by the neck, and with a quick twist, neatly separated head from body. Another skillful twist —violent, yet efficient — removed the scalp. He handed over the still-smiling head to an elf for polishing and eventual mounting, while a hungry reindeer dragged off the body to the stable. When the younger one finally turned and noticed her sister was gone, she nodded knowingly and whispered, “It’s OK, Santa. She was pretty naughty this year.”
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