11/05/2009
11/05/2009
11/02/2009
Lonelysandwich did this. Watch it. (Eventual purchase of $500 jeans optional.)
Put This On, Episode 1: Denim
11/02/2009
Hard not to picture Rodriguez taking her from the crowd to the on-deck circle, slathering her in pine tar, then grabbing her by the ankles and taking some healthy cuts.
11/02/2009
New Us Weekly: Sports columnist David “Boomer” Wells has some interesting insights into baseball’s hottest relationship!
11/01/2009
Somehow, after I read these words, the world was not sucked into Beelzebub’s fetid anus like the flame of a recklessly ignited hellfart.
Then again, there are about five more pages to read.
Jeff Dunham’s Comedy for Dummies - NYTimes.com
[Goldenfiddlr, I blame you for making me aware of this story.]
10/30/2009
I always look forward to Franklin Avenue’s coverage of the office park pumpkin contest.
10/29/2009
Never forget.
10/28/2009
Because spelling out “Remember, Sully, when I promised to kill you last? I lied” would’ve required months of epistolary engineering.
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10/26/2009
10/22/2009
Never been prouder of the kids at my alma mater.
Georgetown student advertises for a personal assistant - washingtonpost.com
10/22/2009
Seriously, “articles” like this one infuriate me. You clearly don’t know your stuff, because the werewolves in Twilight are not exactly the same as your average wolf. First and foremost, they are shape-shifters, not werewolves that transform during the full moon. Secondly, they are able to transform incredibly swiftly.
I know that it’s fashionable to bash Twilight if all of your buddies do it, but at least have your research, moron.
„A professor of Werewolfology visits the comments section of Movieline
This one wasn’t mine, but my next Movieline piece is definitely going to include some serious werewolf-baiting.
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