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Derek Jeter’s Diary: The Final Season Begins

The final season of the power rankings begins. God help us all.

Should You See It? A Curious Consumer’s Decision-Making Guide to The Desolation of Smaug -Grantland

funnyordie:

Pretty Piggy

drakeingbad:

drawing drake into breaking bad #7

where walt and hank and marie and skyler all confront each each

This is some kind of mind game bullshit right here. Who is that supposed to be, Bartolo Colon?

Just get the hell out of my mind, Spotify.

UPDATE: I am now listening to “Decadence Dance.”

Spotify is a chamber of beautiful horrors.

theonion:

Shia LaBeouf Shimmies Out Of Third-Floor Window At School For Wayward Boys

There is a one million percent chance I drink the shit out of this.

Iron Maiden Trooper Beer